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What Instrument Do You Play?

A man is walking around the streets of the city one day when he spies an old friend of his from college. "George!" he yells. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been?" "Well," George replies. "I...
16:03 Thu 29th Aug 20133 answers, last by maggiebee 20:32 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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Two For One

Over dinner, Jill said to John, "I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me; he used really bad language; he even...
18:41 Wed 28th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:45 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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Groan

The couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife in tears. They were just told that she could never become pregnant. They would never have the family they both desired so fervently. Suddenly, a...
21:45 Tue 27th Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:56 Wed 28th Aug 2013
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Work

An employee walks into the Accounts office and says. "What is the meaning of this? I have been paid £200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not...
18:15 Tue 27th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:17 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Oops

A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street. By mistake, he went to 365 West...
16:43 Tue 27th Aug 20132 answers, last by berniecuddles 17:50 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Replacement

A man dies and goes straight to Hell. The devil greets him and immediately makes him face a big decision. "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever room you choose, the person in that...
20:16 Mon 26th Aug 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:05 Tue 27th Aug 2013
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Who Wasn't Listening In Class?

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. "One day we should get her for this," said the first boy." I agree. We'll...
18:21 Mon 26th Aug 20135 answers, last by Fanriffic 23:03 Mon 26th Aug 2013
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Ladies, Stay Away

A man of 35 years old was getting married for the third time. His prospective bride learned that it was to be his third such trip, and naturally asked him what happened to his first two wives. He told...
16:32 Mon 26th Aug 20132 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 16:39 Mon 26th Aug 2013
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Families

Seven year old Timmy had been the centre of his parents' lives up until the time his new baby sister came along. He found it very difficult to share their attention and was becoming more and more...
21:53 Sun 25th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 22:28 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Hamlet

A group of theatre students decided it would be fun to train a flock of chickens to perform Hamlet. After many hours of practice, it was time for opening night and the first performance. Sadly, just...
17:40 Sun 25th Aug 20138 answers, last by marval 21:09 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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It's All Medical

An ill mannered waitress became suddenly sick on the job while serving and had to be rushed by ambulance to the emergency room of a nearby hospital. She was laid on one of the trolleys and set aside...
15:40 Sun 25th Aug 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:44 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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It's Kids

A little girl and a little boy were at nursery one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, want to play house?" He says, "Yes! What do you want me to do?" The girl replies, "I want you...
21:54 Sat 24th Aug 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:24 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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Short Sex

A professor was asked to give a talk on "Sex". When his turn came, he stood up, and walked to the podium. He then adjusted the microphone. He said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure."...
17:56 Sat 24th Aug 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:30 Sun 25th Aug 2013
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Large

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second. "My Goodness! Did you see that statue of the naked man back...
16:31 Sat 24th Aug 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 16:35 Sat 24th Aug 2013
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Buy One Get One Free

It was really something else, man!" said the cadet policeman to his partner. "When I was off duty Saturday night, I went to this big party, see, and pretty soon I noticed this fabulous little bird...
15:45 Wed 21st Aug 20131 answer, last by frugalfred 15:52 Wed 21st Aug 2013
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Oops Ouch

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no,"...
21:22 Tue 20th Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 22:00 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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It Doesn't Pay To Cheat

There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about...
17:04 Tue 20th Aug 20132 answers, last by Spoonboy 20:33 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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Odd

Many years ago a farmer couple gave birth to a son. They named him "Odd." When Odd began going to school all of his classmates teased him because of his name. He finally graduated and got a factory...
15:38 Tue 20th Aug 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 15:50 Tue 20th Aug 2013
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A Prayer For All Ab Users

Dear God, Help me log on without fretting Guide me as I'm interneting Bless my downloading and uploading Keep my browser from exploding. May my website be protected Let not my password be rejected...
17:13 Mon 19th Aug 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 22:20 Mon 19th Aug 2013
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Balls

A young woman was pulled over in Rupert, Idaho for speeding. As the Minidoka County Police Officer walked to her car window, flipping Open His ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a...
14:34 Mon 19th Aug 20132 answers, last by craft1948 22:28 Mon 19th Aug 2013

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