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I Did Too

A frightened man dialed 999 to report an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to the dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead. Luckily, I was able to get into the house and...
21:30 Mon 21st Aug 20173 answers, last by jim360 08:48 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Club

I have just joined a club. It is for blood donors. The first rule of our blood group club is B positive...
13:44 Sun 20th Aug 20176 answers, last by Patsy33 16:52 Sun 20th Aug 2017
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What Name?

A boy was born who had Indian, Chinese, Irish and Italian grandparents. They couldn't decide on a name for him. Then it hit them. They called him Ravi O'Lee....
20:54 Thu 17th Aug 20172 answers, last by sunny-dave 10:43 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Which Restaurant?

I like some of these names. http://www.ranker.com/list/47-best-funny-restaurant-puns/danielle-dauenhauer?var=9&utm_expid=16418821-321.JB5yr2hCTp2WeaBHXzLclg.2...
21:31 Tue 15th Aug 20176 answers, last by zebo 18:57 Wed 16th Aug 2017
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What Is Your Name

After one of the machines at work suddenly broke down, our boss called the repair service and asked to speak to the manager, Ahmed. "Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered...
14:57 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Must Have

My family and I had the most traumatic experience walking on the beach. We got attacked by dark-blue sea-lions with automatic weapons. My guess is that they must have been Navy Seals....
19:39 Sun 13th Aug 20171 answer, last by maggiebee 10:31 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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I Will

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny. That was me....
16:58 Sat 12th Aug 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 17:10 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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Excuses For Wearing Your Wife's Underwear

10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark. 9. I didn't have any clean ones left 8. They make me feel closer to you. 7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand-me-downs. 6. Boxers don't come...
20:35 Fri 11th Aug 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 10:40 Sat 12th Aug 2017
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Does It Come?

The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said, "Hey! Do you want to see my underwear?" Before she could respond,...
22:01 Tue 08th Aug 20178 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:43 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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I Keep

I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit....
17:47 Mon 07th Aug 2017
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I Am

I am starting a 12-step group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon....
22:25 Fri 04th Aug 20172 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:36 Sat 05th Aug 2017
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You Are Doing It Wrong

The high school, blonde and bosomy cheerleader confessed to her kindly old Priest that she'd often have sex with her boyfriend in the front seat of his car. "Now my daughter," consoled the Priest,...
17:38 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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One Day

One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir, " she said. "Do you know what...
21:11 Mon 31st Jul 20171 answer, last by Chipchopper 09:01 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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I Have

I have got a border collie. He only comes home in the school holidays....
18:01 Tue 25th Jul 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 10:36 Wed 26th Jul 2017
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What?

What do you call a deer with sandpaper for eyes? I dont know but I've got a rough eyed-deer....
22:06 Mon 24th Jul 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 10:04 Tue 25th Jul 2017
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I Have

I have bought a really cute dog and called him Threemiles. It sounds great to say I walk Threemiles twice a day....
21:19 Fri 21st Jul 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 21:24 Fri 21st Jul 2017
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Another Groan.

There once was a sailor returning to his ship. Just as he approached the edge of the dock, he slipped and fell into the water between ship and dockside. As he hit the water, the ship began to swing...
14:11 Tue 18th Jul 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 15:00 Tue 18th Jul 2017
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Signs Across The Fields.

A farmer is out in the field plowing with his tractor on a blistering hot day. A hydraulic line works loose and starts spilling fluid. He stops the tractor and looks around for a pair pliers but can...
17:23 Mon 17th Jul 20173 answers, last by zebo 08:25 Tue 18th Jul 2017
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Vows

A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the...
16:50 Fri 14th Jul 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 18:52 Fri 14th Jul 2017
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Amen

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you." The vicar accepted the...
20:16 Wed 12th Jul 20171 answer, last by cath16 14:05 Sun 30th Jul 2017

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