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Alps

I have just got back from a holiday in Italy. A group of us went climbing in the Alps On the last day I shouted from a mountaintop in Italy. And a famous author answered. I definitely heard an Eco....
17:33 Sat 10th Jun 20175 answers, last by marval 16:07 Sun 11th Jun 2017
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Ladies Which Are You?

Good Girls & Bad Girls Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner." Bad girls say, "What’s for breakfast?" Good girls never go after another girl's man. Bad girls go after him and his brother....
17:53 Thu 08th Jun 20172 answers, last by maggiebee 15:06 Fri 09th Jun 2017
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My Friends

My friends all think I'm a genius because I studied at Yale. I can't bear to tell them I'm a locksmith....
14:33 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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I Did

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit. Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst. So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the...
17:51 Wed 07th Jun 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:16 Thu 08th Jun 2017
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What Does It Mean?

At a family get together, a young boy of about eight years of age asks his father, "What does fornication mean?" The dad is freaked out by the question and demands to know, "Where did you hear a word...
14:55 Sat 03rd Jun 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 16:05 Sat 03rd Jun 2017
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Don't Worry

I have a dog that talks in its sleep. One day a visitor was astonished to hear the dog bellow. "My name is Christopher Columbus! I am seven hundred years old! I own America! I married Marilyn Monroe!"...
16:07 Thu 01st Jun 20172 answers, last by murraymints 08:04 Fri 02nd Jun 2017
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The Cat And Cat Owner's Test

Humans: Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying: a ) Welcome home B ) The phone rang twice while you were out c ) Feed me, NOW Your cat meows at the door when you go...
20:34 Tue 30th May 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 11:46 Wed 31st May 2017
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Never Ask A Man

While shopping for holiday clothes, a man and woman passed a display of swimming costumes. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had even considered buying a costume, so she...
13:33 Sun 28th May 20171 answer, last by Arksided 13:39 Sun 28th May 2017
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The Sum

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself. "Two plus five, that son of a *** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a *** is nine." “What are you doing?” asked his mother....
19:11 Sat 27th May 201710 answers, last by zebo 10:02 Sun 28th May 2017
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New Bird Found

A new species of owl has been discovered in America. The bird, which has an unusual scarlet colouration was discovered on the dock of the bay in San Francisco. The common name has yet to be decided...
21:17 Fri 19th May 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:17 Sat 20th May 2017
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I Can't

I can’t believe it. I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now....
14:33 Thu 18th May 20174 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:05 Thu 18th May 2017
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Weird People

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband. “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug. He only leaves the handle.” The...
20:38 Wed 17th May 20172 answers, last by Arksided 20:46 Wed 17th May 2017
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I Was

I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I can’t fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle....
17:45 Wed 17th May 20172 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:38 Wed 17th May 2017
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I Would

A man went In to a boomerang shop. "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please.” He said. “Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"...
17:03 Wed 17th May 20172 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:14 Wed 17th May 2017
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I'm Worried Doctor Sqad

A patient went to see Dr Sqad. Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor Sqad said “Don't worry, it is my first too.”...
16:58 Tue 16th May 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:23 Tue 16th May 2017
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Look Out Trump

I have heard that the American Secret Service had to change their commands. They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack. Now it's "Donald! Duck!"...
16:29 Tue 16th May 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 17:27 Tue 16th May 2017
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What Kind?

A train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you let...
14:27 Sun 14th May 20173 answers, last by Hymie 20:02 Mon 15th May 2017
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I Bought

I bought some pork chops the other day. I told the butcher to make them lean. He said which way....
12:54 Sat 13th May 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:53 Sat 13th May 2017
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Smell

A general and an admiral were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves -- the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces. The admiral...
17:44 Fri 12th May 2017
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Making A Pig

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the...
20:52 Thu 11th May 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 08:27 Fri 12th May 2017

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