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Bird Auction

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and...
15:19 Mon 20th Mar 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 11:08 Tue 21st Mar 2017
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Be My Guest

A British anthropologist was doing field research in an isolated African village, when a tribal chief asked if he would like to be his guest at a legal trial he was conducting later that day. "We have...
17:07 Sun 19th Mar 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 17:13 Sun 19th Mar 2017
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I'm Not

I'm not being paranoid but there's five Peruvian Owls standing on my garden fence. Watching me through my kitchen window. I'm sure they're Inca hoots....
18:03 Sat 18th Mar 20175 answers, last by vulcan42 10:48 Sun 19th Mar 2017
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Tell Your Mother

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year- old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the...
17:31 Sat 18th Mar 20176 answers, last by Samjenko 08:08 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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King Arthur's Unknown Knights

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included. The devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight - Sir Face. Sir Pass – Arthur's...
20:56 Thu 16th Mar 201727 answers, last by marval 17:25 Sat 18th Mar 2017
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I Need

A very frustrated man visits his doctor. “Doc, you’ve got to help me! My wife just isn’t interested in getting close anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?” “Look, I...
17:06 Thu 16th Mar 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 17:28 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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I Nearly

I nearly hit a cat driving my car today. Who on earth taught a cat to drive?...
22:41 Wed 15th Mar 20176 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:34 Thu 16th Mar 2017
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Conversion Chart

For all who have difficulty converting units: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between...
22:21 Tue 14th Mar 20172 answers, last by Togo 23:08 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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Who Could Do This?

I could not believe this story, what nasty human being could do this? I hope the dog gets a lovely, loving new home....
17:52 Tue 14th Mar 201712 answers, last by rsvp 14:56 Wed 15th Mar 2017
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Dream

Two guys were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams from the night before. "I dreamt I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod, and this big beautiful lake. What a...
16:03 Tue 14th Mar 20174 answers, last by percy1946 21:57 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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Not Tonight Dear

A young woman and her husband both work full time, but the fellow never helps out around the house. To him, housework is woman's work. But one evening the woman comes home from work to find the...
22:07 Mon 13th Mar 201710 answers, last by murraymints 08:29 Tue 14th Mar 2017
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I Have

I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over....
17:02 Sun 12th Mar 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:08 Sun 12th Mar 2017
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A Nice Boy

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They were appalled by his appearance, leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled...
17:38 Sat 11th Mar 2017
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The Seven Qualities Of A Perfect Husband

The Seven Qualities Of A Perfect Husband Brave Intelligent Gentle Polite Energetic Nutty Industrious Sensitive And if all else fails, well read the capital letters only...
18:41 Thu 09th Mar 20175 answers, last by Georgiesmum 21:11 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Breaking News

We’ve just had news of three important business mergers. Pie Records merged with Apple Records today to make Apple Pies. Hawker Aviation joined up with Cyril Lords to make flying carpets for the...
22:43 Wed 08th Mar 20172 answers, last by waterboatman 05:47 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Water Bottle

The Lord of the manor had a butler named Wibble. One day he called Wibble and said, "What about running my bath, Wibble?" "Certainly, Sir," replied Wibble. "Will there be anything else my lord?" "Yes,...
21:39 Mon 06th Mar 20177 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:40 Wed 08th Mar 2017
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Oops

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seven long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always demanding. Finally...
22:47 Sun 05th Mar 20171 answer, last by maggiebee 22:48 Sun 05th Mar 2017
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If

If Del Boy travelled the world selling round shaped maps. Would that make him a globetrotter?...
22:02 Thu 02nd Mar 20179 answers, last by Sipowicz 12:13 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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I Went

I went to a casino last night and was stood next to a guy playing Blackjack. He kept having win after win after win. I couldn't believe his luck, and then I saw he was stood on what looked like a bit...
19:40 Thu 02nd Mar 20176 answers, last by AidanTheKnight 11:34 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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A Man

A man sacked from the dodgems is taking his employers to court. He's claiming funfair dismissal....
18:21 Thu 02nd Mar 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 18:38 Thu 02nd Mar 2017

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