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I Have Just

I have just been to watch a dancing fish show. They were Brill....
22:21 Sat 14th Jan 201735 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:06 Sun 15th Jan 2017
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A Bit Short

Little Johnny, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble. He tripped people up on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked folks on the top of the head, until a passing cop stopped...
22:33 Fri 13th Jan 2017
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I Am

I am opening a restaurant that sells healthy stuffed flatbread sandwiches that slows down the aging process. I am calling it Pita Pan's....
23:12 Thu 12th Jan 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 21:21 Fri 13th Jan 2017
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Recently

Recently I've been starring in a series of adverts selling processed meat. I'm a Quorn star....
19:11 Thu 12th Jan 20174 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:09 Thu 12th Jan 2017
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My Friend

My friend loves glossy magazines. So I bought her a Dulux catalogue....
19:06 Tue 10th Jan 20173 answers, last by marval 23:13 Tue 10th Jan 2017
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I Don't

I don't know why I just bought some new coconut shampoo. I haven't even got any coconuts....
17:33 Thu 05th Jan 20179 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:30 Fri 06th Jan 2017
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What Did You Learn?

A lady asked her husband to take their young son out for the day, so he did. He decided to take him to the zoo first, On the way there they saw a plane taking off, the boy asked his Dad what it was,...
18:29 Tue 03rd Jan 20171 answer, last by Arksided 18:36 Tue 03rd Jan 2017
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Reading

A lady sitting in first class saw the cockpit door open, she was incredulous to see that the pilot was reading. Very concerned, she asked a flight attendant, "Miss, why is the pilot reading? Isn't he...
16:47 Fri 30th Dec 2016
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I Like These Signs

1. On a ski lift in Taos, New Mexico. "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted." 2. Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed". Hand printed sign nearby: "Window frightened." 3. Road sign...
22:42 Thu 29th Dec 20166 answers, last by janzman 11:06 Sat 31st Dec 2016
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Plane Dummy

Always wondering about the pleasure of flying a plane an airplane cleaner came early one morning to clean the plane and saw a book "How to fly an airplane for dummies. Part one" on pilot's seat. He...
16:29 Thu 29th Dec 20165 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:42 Thu 29th Dec 2016
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Have You Tried?

A customer walks into a computer store and approaches a sales clerk. "I'm looking for a mystery adventure game with lots of graphics," says the customer. "You know, something really challenging." The...
18:42 Wed 28th Dec 20161 answer, last by cupid04 15:18 Sun 08th Jan 2017
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How?

A police officer stopped a speeding motorist. "What's your last name?" he asked The Polish man replies, "Zshertnotski-Scymbwuckcuk." "How do you spell that?" The officer asked. The Polish man replied,...
18:59 Tue 27th Dec 20164 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:17 Thu 29th Dec 2016
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I Have

I have started a new exercise regime. 10 reps of sit ups holding a carrot, 5 reps of squats with a courgette in each hand, and 3 reps of lifting a heavy sack of potatoes. Sadly, my efforts have so far...
15:25 Mon 26th Dec 20165 answers, last by cupid04 17:43 Mon 26th Dec 2016
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Last Christmas

Last Christmas I went on a world food tour. It was mostly rubbish but I enjoyed Turkey and Brussels...
22:50 Sat 24th Dec 201612 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:54 Wed 04th Jan 2017
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I Asked

I asked my therapist never to tell anyone about my Oedipus complex. He said 'sure, mum's the word'....
18:44 Fri 23rd Dec 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 14:22 Sat 24th Dec 2016
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My Partner

My partner was very excited when I said I was taking him to see the Northern Lights. He seemed less enthusiastic as we drove past the Blackpool Illuminations....
18:37 Thu 22nd Dec 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 18:58 Thu 22nd Dec 2016
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Panda Vs Snowman

I love this, the poor snowman stands no chance. http://news.sky.com/video/heavyweight-contest-panda-v-snowmanwho-will-win-10703789...
18:57 Wed 21st Dec 20165 answers, last by aelmpvw 19:30 Wed 21st Dec 2016
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Amersham

Just thought I would ask here, but can anybody confirm where Amersham crown court is. Can anyone confirm if it is in King George V road. I am due to go there tomorrow for jury service, all the way...
17:50 Wed 21st Dec 20169 answers, last by marval 18:38 Wed 21st Dec 2016
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I Went

I went to a fancy dress party the other day. I went as Oxygen. I was in my element...
19:25 Mon 19th Dec 20165 answers, last by jim360 11:52 Wed 21st Dec 2016
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I'm Worried

I'm worried about my son. He keeps asking questions about unicycles, bicycles and trikes. I think he's bike-curious....
22:40 Fri 16th Dec 20164 answers, last by Bazile 12:11 Wed 21st Dec 2016

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