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Do You Prefer

Do you prefer: a) warm wine b) hot cider c) I don't care (This is a mull tipple choice question)...
21:53 Fri 25th Nov 20167 answers, last by DTCwordfan 22:32 Fri 25th Nov 2016
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I Bought

I bought a lap dog. But I had to get rid of it. Every time I sat on its lap it bit me....
17:11 Fri 25th Nov 2016
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My Last

My last sailing experience in Bangkok didn't go very well. Turns out I don't know how to Thai Knots....
17:41 Wed 23rd Nov 20169 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:53 Wed 23rd Nov 2016
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When I

When I was on holiday, I had to be very careful with the step at the entrance to the hotel. It got 4 stars on Trip Advisor....
23:16 Mon 21st Nov 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:08 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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My Friend

My friend was taken ill when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest....
17:04 Sun 20th Nov 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 11:17 Mon 21st Nov 2016
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I Was

I was arrested for pinching protons, neutrons & electrons. I'm still not quite sure what the charge is....
15:27 Sun 20th Nov 201612 answers, last by zebo 17:26 Tue 22nd Nov 2016
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I Went

I went to an archeologist's party last night to celebrate the discovery of a caveman's leg bone. It was quite a shindig....
18:43 Sat 19th Nov 201617 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:04 Sun 20th Nov 2016
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A Word Of Warning

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to Dancing. Dancing leads to Slipping. AND Slipping leads to Paramedics seeing you NAKED....
16:35 Thu 17th Nov 20167 answers, last by Arksided 19:41 Thu 17th Nov 2016
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I Have

I have finally decided to stop obsessing over my lunatic ex. I am over the moon....
15:21 Tue 15th Nov 20167 answers, last by frugalfred 19:32 Tue 15th Nov 2016
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It Was

I have just cleaned my pet fox's teeth with a bunch of herbs. It was a Basil Brush...
15:15 Sun 13th Nov 20166 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 19:40 Sun 13th Nov 2016
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Lifelong Dream

Mr. Oliver Fiddle had a lifelong dream of going to Divinity School to get his Doctor of Divinity degree. After years of saving, at long last, he entered the university. He worked and studied hard and...
15:06 Sat 12th Nov 201614 answers, last by marval 13:31 Sun 13th Nov 2016
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Everyone Wears

Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woollen jumpers that are a size too small. We are a very tight knit community....
13:28 Sat 12th Nov 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 14:23 Sat 12th Nov 2016
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Milk Bottle

I was telling the police officer how local youths had thrown a milk bottle at me and just missed. He asked, "Skimmed past your face?" I replied, "No, full fat over my shoulder."...
21:25 Fri 11th Nov 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:43 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Twice

I ordered a set of bongos this morning. Unfortunately I accidentally pressed the button twice and ordered them again. My partner has said if two sets arrive, there will be repercussions....
19:32 Fri 11th Nov 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:47 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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My Friend

My friend has just bought a Pub. He was going to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Goody Two Shoes." I tried to talk him out of it, but he's Adamant....
18:12 Fri 11th Nov 20164 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:51 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Would Try

I went to the sign makers and requested a 60 ft letter A and the same size in relation to the letters S and K. He told me he would try his best but it was a big ask....
19:59 Thu 10th Nov 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:16 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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I Went

I went into a stationery shop in London and asked for directions to Bristol. The shop keeper said, "Just take the A4." So I did, and then got arrested for shoplifting....
17:59 Thu 10th Nov 20167 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:17 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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I Had

I had a date with a male dentist today. I think it went very well, he wants to see me again in 6 months....
17:40 Thu 10th Nov 201613 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:16 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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My Laptop

Some New Zealand rugby player has just broken into my laptop. He made it show nothing but the All Blacks dancing with their tongues out. It must have been a Haka....
23:01 Wed 09th Nov 20164 answers, last by zebo 10:45 Thu 10th Nov 2016
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Nasa

NASA have found running water on Mars. Those Native Americans get everywhere....
22:22 Wed 09th Nov 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 16:14 Thu 10th Nov 2016

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