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Young Doctor Sqad

A young doctor Sqad at a small clinic in town was sent miles away to treat a farmer's son who had chicken pox. It was his first time out in the country, and he was curious about everything. When he...
16:52 Fri 09th Sep 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 00:00 Sat 10th Sep 2016
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The Man Needs

In search of a new shower for their home, a man and his wife went to a bathroom-supply store. They discussed their needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, they had to curtail...
17:57 Thu 08th Sep 2016
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Little Lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the...
16:31 Wed 07th Sep 20167 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:09 Thu 08th Sep 2016
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Oops

Perry fancied himself quite a ladies’ man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They...
15:52 Tue 06th Sep 20162 answers, last by frugalfred 16:53 Tue 06th Sep 2016
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The Priest And The Hoover

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter, "hoover" under his breath. On the second hole, the ball went straight...
17:38 Mon 05th Sep 20161 answer, last by Quoi 07:15 Tue 06th Sep 2016
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Fifteen Days Ago

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you, The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you, The next day I stopped eating red meat. Eight days ago,...
15:52 Mon 05th Sep 20161 answer, last by murraymints 15:53 Mon 05th Sep 2016
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Just Been

I have just been to the Auctioneer's but they were closed. There was a sign in the window that read: "Going, going, gone to lunch."...
14:11 Sun 04th Sep 20162 answers, last by DTCwordfan 14:16 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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For Those Of You With Cats

Feline music, would your cat stay and listen to this? http://news.sky.com/story/sd-10563166...
12:12 Sat 03rd Sep 20163 answers, last by pastafreak 21:35 Sat 03rd Sep 2016
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After

After I’ve had an argument I sometimes hold a vacuum cleaner over my head. It helps clear the air....
12:01 Sat 03rd Sep 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 14:45 Sat 03rd Sep 2016
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I Was

I was taking the motorway out of London. A policeman pulled me over and said "Put it back." I was skiing through Tie Rack and I fell down an 80-foot cravat...
20:16 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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I Have

I have spent the afternoon re-arranging the furniture in Dracula’s house. I was doing a bit of Fang-Shui...
17:56 Fri 02nd Sep 201610 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:56 Sun 04th Sep 2016
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Whenever

Whenever I’m in Italy I become a rickety old table. I guess I’m just a hopeless Rome antique...
15:23 Fri 02nd Sep 201615 answers, last by zebo 18:40 Fri 02nd Sep 2016
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Gossip

The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying cattle ranch, when he crossed paths with the town's gossip. "Doctor Wilson, how is the Smith baby?" "Well, the child was born...
22:04 Thu 01st Sep 20161 answer, last by wolf63 14:02 Sat 03rd Sep 2016
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Happy Soldiers

The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory. To entertain them, the Major called for this sexy dancer from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was...
13:21 Wed 31st Aug 2016
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A Man

A man goes to his doctor. "I have a problem, my wife is pregnant but we haven't had sex in years. Is there any other way this could have happened"? "Oh yes said the Doctor we call this a grudge...
20:53 Tue 30th Aug 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 22:28 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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Any Ice Road Truckers Fans

Just read that Darrell Ward has died. RIP Darrell.http://news.sky.com/story/ice-road-truckers-star-darrell-ward-dies-in-plane-crash-10557493...
17:26 Tue 30th Aug 201611 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 10:22 Mon 05th Sep 2016
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Can I Come

Three couples went to New York for a weekend but didn't have reservations. They were amazed to find only two rooms left in the whole area. Each room had one bed. They took the rooms and decided to...
21:51 Mon 29th Aug 20162 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:52 Tue 30th Aug 2016
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Oh Dear

A hillbilly couple (Zeke and Emmy Lou) got married and had a new baby every year or so. After their 13th baby was born, the couple told the doctor that they were going to stop having babies as soon as...
15:00 Mon 29th Aug 20169 answers, last by frugalfred 16:31 Mon 29th Aug 2016
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The Groan Factor

Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released? It’s called ‘Eau My God’. Did you hear about the athlete who tested positive for Viagra? He tripped over during...
21:26 Sun 28th Aug 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 22:39 Sun 28th Aug 2016
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Sad To Hear

Sad to hear of the passing of the guy who invented the snooze button. His funeral will take place tomorrow morning at 9:00, 9:08, 9:16 & 9:24...
13:47 Sun 28th Aug 20161 answer, last by agchristie 13:50 Sun 28th Aug 2016

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