Why is football (soccer) played for 45 minutes in each half? Why not 30 minutes, 40, 50 or an hour? Here's the reason why (hardly anybody knows): There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each...
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mum told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's...
A man was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper. Well, his wife was quite irritated...
A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Sunday, the leg was very swollen and he was having difficulty walking, so he called Doctor Sqad at home. Doctor Sqad...
An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this...
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling self- deprecating tales. In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway...
A married couple were having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts. "They'll make an artificial pen!s next," the wife said. "Nonsense!" replied the husband....
I went into a fancy dress shop and asked the woman working there if they had any ghost costumes.
She said "We don't sell those, I'm afraid."
Stupid woman I thought.
They're not that scary....
A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, he steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by...
The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side. To his butler, he said, "Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal...
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologise for the inconvenience,...
