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Might Be

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam....
09:51 Sun 23rd Aug 20158 answers, last by waterboatman 05:26 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Russian Photos

This is how they wedding photos in Russia. Some of them made me smile. http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html...
18:02 Sat 22nd Aug 20155 answers, last by janbee 05:14 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Very Keen

A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a fishing boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked, “That man must have been a...
16:32 Fri 21st Aug 20155 answers, last by retrocop 11:39 Sat 22nd Aug 2015
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What's Your Number?

A man asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" He said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."...
21:42 Thu 20th Aug 20152 answers, last by marval 21:49 Thu 20th Aug 2015
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Ouch

Just a few days after their wedding, two blissful newlyweds switch off the lights and crawl under the sheets. Turning amorously towards his new bride, he tenderly informs her that tonight he wants a...
18:12 Thu 20th Aug 20151 answer, last by janbee 05:15 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Mess

A blonde enlisted in the army. When she was given her uniform the drill sergeant informed her that the female quarters would be in a separate building He told her that they would mess with the men...
10:50 Wed 19th Aug 20151 answer, last by tonyav 10:53 Wed 19th Aug 2015
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What's Your Nme?

Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish. Murphy suggests to the other two that they give English sounding names....
20:37 Mon 17th Aug 20152 answers, last by Georgiesmum 08:13 Tue 18th Aug 2015
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No Sale

An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window. He is shocked when he realises that the saucer is very rare and expensive. He enters the shop and...
15:57 Sun 16th Aug 20152 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:01 Sun 16th Aug 2015
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Do You Like?

At the final dinner of an international conference, an American delegate turned to the Chinese delegate sitting next to him, pointed to the soup and asked somewhat condescendingly, "Likee soupee?" The...
16:09 Sat 15th Aug 20154 answers, last by Psybbo 20:26 Sat 15th Aug 2015
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My Old

My old headmaster at school was a really angry man. His name was Mr Phillips. He was a cross head....
15:31 Sat 15th Aug 201512 answers, last by marval 16:15 Sat 15th Aug 2015
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Another Dog Tale

Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbour came up to her and said. "Hello Janice How is your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike." "Oh" said Mrs Green "That could...
22:14 Fri 14th Aug 20153 answers, last by Marijn 23:12 Sat 15th Aug 2015
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Watch Where You Pee

Be careful where you pee, or you could find it returned to you. I like this idea. http://news.sky.com/story/1535220/san-francisco-trials-urine-repellent-walls...
16:31 Thu 13th Aug 20155 answers, last by Old_Geezer 21:04 Thu 13th Aug 2015
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Oops

I hated my first experience of skydiving. I jumped out of the plane with the other person next to me. Anyway, about halfway down he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"...
17:13 Mon 10th Aug 20151 answer, last by aelmpvw 17:14 Mon 10th Aug 2015
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I Was

I was watching UK Border Force last night. The team was in Dover. They put in a nice selection of bedding plants and a small box hedge....
21:43 Sat 08th Aug 20151 answer, last by tonyav 21:47 Sat 08th Aug 2015
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Good On Her

I wouldn't mess with this woman, if I was a man. Well done her for getting her own back. http://news.sky.com/story/1532313/pensioner-escapes-attack-by-grabbing-testicles...
16:03 Sat 08th Aug 20157 answers, last by agchristie 20:16 Sat 08th Aug 2015
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I Ordered

I ordered some white vegetables on line the other day. I waited for two days but they never did turnip....
17:52 Fri 07th Aug 201514 answers, last by marval 19:51 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Sue

I wanted to sue the airline because they damaged my luggage. I showed the badly damaged remains to my lawyer. He said, "You don't have much of a case."...
21:10 Thu 06th Aug 20157 answers, last by EDDIE51 10:38 Fri 07th Aug 2015
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Another Celebrity Break-Up

Here is another celebrity split, not that I will loose any sleep over it. http://news.sky.com/story/1530449/kermit-the-frog-and-miss-piggy-announce-split...
13:19 Wed 05th Aug 201514 answers, last by Bazile 15:24 Wed 05th Aug 2015
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The Mammogram

This time, I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, 'Hi! I'm Belinda!' This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to...
18:45 Sun 02nd Aug 20155 answers, last by marval 21:25 Sun 02nd Aug 2015
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My Darling Husband

My Darling Husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Range Rover when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it was not too...
17:24 Sun 02nd Aug 20154 answers, last by Togo 19:53 Sun 02nd Aug 2015

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