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Sikhs

Sikhs have been shown how to save on electricity bills and help save the environment. They are being supplied with wind turbans....
12:00 Sun 26th Apr 20155 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:01 Sun 26th Apr 2015
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I Work

I work in a DIY shop, and every day this week a nun has walked in and bought a sheet of black cloth. I just hope she doesn't make a habit of it....
22:02 Sat 25th Apr 20158 answers, last by DaisyNonna 22:19 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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I Was

I was walking down a street in Paris when a guy gave me a bunch of small onions for free. So I said, "Thank shallot"...
21:46 Sat 25th Apr 20153 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:56 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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I'm

I'm currently reading a book about North African invaders during Medieval times. I really can't put it down. Its very moorish....
17:46 Sat 25th Apr 20153 answers, last by Tilly2 17:49 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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Apparently

Apparently a truck carrying boxes of wigs has overturned. Spilling its load across the M1. Police are combing the area....
16:03 Sat 25th Apr 201510 answers, last by ummmm 16:20 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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I Had

I had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing....
21:04 Fri 24th Apr 20154 answers, last by Svejk 21:31 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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I Was

I was nibbling the top of a Magnum earlier. It's a good job I'd remembered to put the safety catch on....
17:35 Fri 24th Apr 201529 answers, last by janbee 05:17 Sat 25th Apr 2015
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Hat

Two psychiatrists are discussing their day. The first one says to the second. "Would you believe I had a patient today who claimed he heard music every time he put on his hat?" The colleague asked,...
21:48 Wed 22nd Apr 20151 answer, last by janbee 03:35 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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I've

I've started dating a man who shares my interest in headwear. We have a love hat relationship....
17:59 Wed 22nd Apr 201522 answers, last by waterboatman 04:31 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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I Have

I have just invented a new type of meat that can only be produced by launching a bovine towards a pig at the speed of light. I call it the Hoggs Bison....
21:27 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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My Friend

My friend has just started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. Apparently She's an animal in bed....
15:27 Sun 19th Apr 20155 answers, last by askyourgran 20:45 Mon 20th Apr 2015
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Our New

Our new librarian is very polite. I think she is Italian. I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine." So I thanked her and walked...
15:12 Sun 19th Apr 20154 answers, last by excelsior-1 15:17 Sun 19th Apr 2015
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I Think

I think my partner is going insane. He said "Honey, can you unload the dish washer please?" Next thing you know, he'll be asking the marmalade to take out the bins....
20:30 Fri 17th Apr 201512 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:08 Sat 18th Apr 2015
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Going Up

A young man walks into a hotel's lift. The operator asks, "Which floor son?" "Seventeenth" replies the young man. "No problem son" says the operator. As they approached the seventeenth floor the...
17:42 Mon 13th Apr 20157 answers, last by waterboatman 05:59 Thu 16th Apr 2015
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Old Jonas

The minister was not happy with the constant disturbances he was having during his sermons so he decided to call on old Jonas to help him. The next Sunday morning he gave Jonas a bowl of cough sweets...
15:31 Sat 11th Apr 20153 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:38 Sat 11th Apr 2015
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Perfect Date

My boyfriend asked me what my perfect date would be. Without a doubt I said. Wrinkly on the outside and dark brownish and quite soft and chewy in the inside. Don't think he'll be living up to those...
17:48 Fri 10th Apr 20153 answers, last by tonyav 17:52 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Take Me Home Please

How clever is this dog, would you give him a lift? I just wish Lillie was safely home too. http://news.sky.com/story/1461165/stolen-yorkshire-terrier-flags-down-rspca-van...
17:34 Thu 09th Apr 20155 answers, last by chaptazbru2 13:56 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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My Teacher

My teacher was trying to get me to answer a question on healthy living but I wouldn't do it. He said "you'll answer it if you know what's good for you."...
17:27 Thu 09th Apr 20151 answer, last by janbee 04:25 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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I Went

I went to the doctors about an almond I have growing between my nipples. He said "ah that old chest nut."...
21:22 Tue 07th Apr 20158 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:02 Fri 10th Apr 2015
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Trying

I'm trying to read a book about the world's smallest house. It's hard to get into....
13:23 Sun 05th Apr 20151 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:16 Sun 05th Apr 2015

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