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Intruders

Does anyone know what has happened to the BBC2 series "Intruders"? It seems to have been replaced by "Posh People." We haven't had the eight episodes, or am I missing something?...
22:50 Mon 24th Nov 20142 answers, last by marval 23:20 Mon 24th Nov 2014
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Hot Sauce

A minister who was very fond of pure, hot horseradish always kept a bottle of it on his dining room table. He offered some to a guest, who took a big spoonful. When the guest finally was able to...
13:01 Sun 23rd Nov 20141 answer, last by Butterbun 00:29 Tue 25th Nov 2014
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Don't Annoy This Wizard

There's a Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the...
17:06 Sat 22nd Nov 2014
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Pudding

First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?" Second soldier: "No way, Jose!" First soldier: "Whyever not?" Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"...
19:42 Fri 21st Nov 20141 answer, last by cupid04 01:12 Sat 22nd Nov 2014
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Diner

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights." Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells...
15:15 Thu 20th Nov 20141 answer, last by cupid04 15:16 Thu 20th Nov 2014
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How Clean

A woman had a cleaning lady come to her house. When she opened the door she saw a 85-year-old lady standing there. So she told her what to clean and she worked but, it wasn’t done very well. So the...
16:36 Tue 18th Nov 2014
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Husbands

John walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store. "I would like to buy my wife a pretty sweater." "Oh that’s so cute," exclaimed the sales lady,"sounds like it’s going to be a great...
18:50 Fri 14th Nov 2014
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What Do You Call?

What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador....
18:12 Wed 12th Nov 20148 answers, last by 1ozzy 23:18 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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Kids

When a man came home he was astonished to see his son Alec sitting on a rocking horse, writing something. "What on earth are you doing there?" he asked. "Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on...
18:17 Tue 11th Nov 20142 answers, last by gness 20:42 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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Another I've Just

I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week....
23:35 Mon 10th Nov 20147 answers, last by Svejk 23:56 Mon 10th Nov 2014
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I Need A Doctor

A lady came in for a routine physical at the Doctor’s office. "Here", said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. "The bathroom is over there on your right. The Doctor will be with you...
18:22 Mon 10th Nov 20141 answer, last by cupid04 18:24 Mon 10th Nov 2014
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Phew

A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with a 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and...
14:50 Sun 09th Nov 2014
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Can't We?

There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The...
23:19 Fri 07th Nov 20147 answers, last by shoota 00:39 Sat 08th Nov 2014
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Who?

A workaholic grocer is on his death bed. With his sight failing, he turns to the doctor and asks is his wife there? The doctor assures him she is. "And my sons, my beautiful sons, are they here?"...
17:01 Thu 06th Nov 20141 answer, last by Psybbo 21:56 Thu 06th Nov 2014
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Never

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this...
18:18 Wed 05th Nov 20142 answers, last by janbee 05:52 Thu 06th Nov 2014
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The Winning Number

"And the winning ticket is number 11," Murphy called at the charity raffle. Everybody looked around to see who had won the prize but no one had their hand up. "Didn't you have ticket number 11 Paddy?"...
18:07 Tue 04th Nov 2014
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Why?

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. "They couldn't get a baby-sitter" a small child replied. During a children's sermon the pastor asked the...
17:04 Mon 03rd Nov 20144 answers, last by Butterbun 23:58 Mon 03rd Nov 2014
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How It Began

Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went...
17:17 Sun 02nd Nov 20144 answers, last by cupid04 15:38 Mon 03rd Nov 2014
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A Letter From Your Computer

You look really sexy in that ...thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-mail.. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her...
14:41 Sun 02nd Nov 20144 answers, last by cupid04 15:03 Mon 03rd Nov 2014
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American Blonde

A blonde girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn." "I think, you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have...
16:10 Sat 01st Nov 20144 answers, last by marval 14:41 Mon 03rd Nov 2014

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