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Warning

WARNING: If you get a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it....
16:08 Sat 28th Sep 20195 answers, last by RATTER15 18:12 Sat 28th Sep 2019
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Did You?

Did you hear about the Indian with a big chopper? He has got a Wigwam full of firewood....
16:26 Thu 26th Sep 20197 answers, last by marval 17:59 Thu 26th Sep 2019
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How Long?

Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said,...
16:08 Wed 25th Sep 20191 answer, last by DTCwordfan 17:06 Wed 25th Sep 2019
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Where Is It?

An American woman goes to England to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what...
12:21 Sun 22nd Sep 20191 answer, last by Spicerack 12:28 Sun 22nd Sep 2019
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Kermit The Frog

Kermit The Frog has been arrested. Police raided Kermit’s apartment and found bundles of dirty pictures. Police say it is the worst case of Frogspawn they've ever seen. Two Irishmen were sat outside...
16:34 Tue 17th Sep 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 23:13 Tue 17th Sep 2019
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Which Horse?

Barry Smith, an inveterate gambler and a Liverpool cab driver picked up a well-to-do oriental businessman from Liverpool John Lennon Airport. On the trip to Aintree racecourse he told Barry that he...
21:58 Mon 16th Sep 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 22:31 Mon 16th Sep 2019
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A Criminal

A criminal with a long record of transgressions was on trial for his latest crime. The jury found him guilty on 33 counts and the judge sentenced him to 189 years. Realising that even with time off...
17:30 Mon 16th Sep 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 17:40 Mon 16th Sep 2019
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Three For The Price Of One

Do you remember the day we first met?" A wife asked her husband. "Yes," he smiled. "Stood across the bar; short hair, long legs, bright blue eyes, *** to die for." "Ooh," she giggled. "What happened...
20:58 Sun 15th Sep 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 23:29 Sun 15th Sep 2019
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Stolen

Four hundred pounds worth of LEGO was stolen from a shop in London last night. The criminals parked the getaway car a few blocks away. I was hoping to get a part in Mathematics The Musical But I...
17:10 Sat 14th Sep 20192 answers, last by Canary42 22:18 Sat 14th Sep 2019
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Cheating

Marge was cheating on her husband with another man when they heard a noise on the stairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?" asked the man. "Just stay in bed with me. He's...
15:42 Sat 14th Sep 20191 answer, last by Patsy33 16:01 Sat 14th Sep 2019
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Can You?

A man was lying on the bed watching one of those adult phone-in channels on the telly. He dialled the number at the bottom of the screen. The girl came on and said.- “Hi sexy, what can I do for...
17:54 Fri 13th Sep 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:24 Sat 14th Sep 2019
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Interview

I was at a job interview today. The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery." I said, "That is correct." He said, "Would you like to elaborate?" I said, "No."...
21:02 Thu 12th Sep 20191 answer, last by pkfarhan 09:56 Sun 10th Nov 2019
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A Discussion

Two of my friends were having a discussion, this is what I heard. Which hole have you put it in? Are you sure you have it in the right hole. There is a right and a wrong way to put it in. Yours is a...
17:56 Thu 12th Sep 2019
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I Hate

"I hate having a fan by the bed all night. All I want to do is sleep, but the constant cheering and asking for autographs keeps me up for hours." Did you hear about the troublesome teaspoon It went...
21:01 Wed 11th Sep 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:48 Thu 12th Sep 2019
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Should His Sentence Have Been Reduced.

Aaron Campbell the person who killed Alesha MacPhail, has had his sentence reduced by three years. It is because he was only sixteen when he killed her. After what he did I don't think it should have...
21:27 Tue 10th Sep 201916 answers, last by gordiescotland1 18:18 Sun 15th Sep 2019
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More Laughter

70 year old Mrs Jones went to the doctor for her annual check-up. He told her that she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week. She said to the doctor "Please tell my husband." The...
17:06 Tue 10th Sep 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 17:24 Tue 10th Sep 2019
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Have A Laugh

I was driving along today when a cop stopped me. "Papers" he said as I wound down my window. "Scissors" I replied, "I win" and with that I drove off. He must have wanted a rematch because he kept...
17:51 Mon 09th Sep 20194 answers, last by Canary42 19:42 Mon 09th Sep 2019
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A New Shop

A new shop has just opened near me. It supplies cheap goods to women in exchange for naked photos of themselves. It is called Tit for Tat....
15:18 Sun 08th Sep 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:26 Sun 08th Sep 2019
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Live Webcams

Does anybody on here like watching live webcams? I find them quite interesting. I watch a couple on the Norfolk Broads, and there is one site where there are loads from all around the world. I watched...
13:53 Sun 08th Sep 201915 answers, last by Fiona21 14:09 Mon 08th May 2023
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I Went

I went to Waterstones the other day for a book on turtles. The assistant said “Hardback?” I said, “Yes, with little heads” My boss told me that as a security guard, it is my job to watch the...
15:54 Wed 04th Sep 20192 answers, last by albaqwerty 10:34 Fri 06th Sep 2019

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