A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a...
My brother is now a qualified stockbroker, previous to this he was a financial advisor. He 'advised' a woman who was quite well off, reasonable old and frail and somehow as a result his daughter was...
An elderly Yorkshire couple were visiting a country show to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband spots a sign saying 'Helicopter rides ?50' Oh yes please you know Ive always dreamt of...
1. Early winter weather? 2...Night time illuminations. 3...The main culprit? 4...Part of the burial service. 5...A woman's way? TLC? If I can get this quiz finished tonight, I'm stopping as my brain...
2. Something sweet, New babies do this (11) 16. Flatland Soft Sweet (7 , 6 ) 14. Smoking will give you this plant (9) tHANKS IN ADVANCE FOR ANY HELP THESE ARE MY LAST THREE
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8102862.st m British Airways is asking thousands of staff to work for nothing, for up to one month, to help the airline survive. The appeal, sent by e-mail to more...
are you the kind of person that likes lots of friends who all know each other or the kind of person who likes just a few close separate friends? im finding it quite difficult right now as im in an...
Events will take their course, it is no good of being angry at them; he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.
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Hello, me again! I did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol, and I wrote it on my boobs as suggested :o) I told him we were going to a wedding reception (which we were due to attend...
of a rant. Can anyone tell me why sometimes things seem so difficult to do.? Problem--my elderly neighbour , 88 years of age , living alone , with care support,and has dementia, has lost his walking...
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on...
Mine has to be Kuwait Airways, their Planes were in horrid, their in-flight in-flight entertainment wasn't working half the time, the cabin crew's lazy and incompetent as well as the staff in their...
