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What Have You Eaten Today Fess!!

I have had a bowl of no sugar alpen with strawberries, then i had a packet of crisps with a cold meat and coleslaw sarnie,and a couple of bisquits with coffee,had 2 cups of tea with brekky,then had a...
18:10 Fri 12th Jun 200933 answers, last by Naomicorlett 19:11 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Perfect Defence

Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: On the first day of April last year, will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old...
16:00 Fri 12th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 17:18 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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Claud.Butler

Margaret Thatcher fell and broke her arm...

Is there no justice in the world? Wouldn't it have been much more fitting if it had been her neck?
16:10 Fri 12th Jun 200925 answers, last by Claud.Butler 17:27 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Joining the Eurozone

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase "Spending a penny"...
15:53 Fri 12th Jun 20092 answers, last by another-view 15:55 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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zzxxee

how many singers groups can you name with an animal

in the name i will start adam and the ants
14:06 Fri 12th Jun 2009111 answers, last by woolleysheep 16:46 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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HillyHugger

A bear walks into a bar

and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says,...
20:18 Thu 11th Jun 20093 answers, last by ll_billym 22:26 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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McMouse

One night stand

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So...
11:35 Thu 11th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 19:30 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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marval

Tribe within Africa

There was a tribe in Africa, which was very fierce, they would battle all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would take the throne of the chief of the defeated...
11:05 Thu 11th Jun 20094 answers, last by wakeover 03:02 Sat 13th Jun 2009
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FrazzleFrush

Cryptic Towns and Cities in Great Britain

1) An 'S' saved it from being buried. 2) Could be confused with dollars. 4) Only the nose is missing. 5) Were the arrowheads made here? 7) Silence for a time. 8) Three year olds only here. 9) Was this...
13:02 Wed 10th Jun 20093 answers, last by oldbiddy 18:04 Sat 13th Jun 2009
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jonah hart

Sore gums ??

My daughters been in bed since Sunday with flu an had inflamed tonsils :( she says she feels loads better tday an wants to go back to school as she as a cricket match this afternoon ... But her gums...
07:56 Thu 11th Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 11:33 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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puternut

Roy Rogers Boots

Roy Rogers rode into town and his usual dapper appearance was ruined by the fact that his boots had been ripped to shreds. All the townsfolk commented on it and he said 'I was camping in the mountains...
00:05 Thu 11th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 11:03 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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God'sChild

Ultimatum 3 months before getting married!!!!

My partner and I are getting married in 3 months and lastnight he said if after a year of marriage I don't fall pregnant he will find someone else or get a donor!! Now this is a sensitive topic as...
10:50 Thu 11th Jun 200944 answers, last by God'sChild 17:49 Sat 27th Jun 2009
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marval

Big chess tournament

The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and...
16:57 Wed 10th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 10:45 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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marval

The new French cook

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a...
23:14 Wed 10th Jun 20096 answers, last by Everhelpful 23:07 Tue 16th Jun 2009
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marval

The family of potatoes

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to...
20:45 Wed 10th Jun 20095 answers, last by 1955 23:12 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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richardjhoop

I'm dying to tell you

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I...
22:46 Wed 10th Jun 20092 answers, last by craft1948 23:10 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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richardjhoop

nair problem

My neighbour found out her Chihuahua dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then...
22:42 Wed 10th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 23:06 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Oh no!

When Leif Ericson returned from his New World voyage, he found that his name had been dropped from the registry of his hometown. He reported the omission to the chief town official who, deeming it a...
17:30 Wed 10th Jun 20092 answers, last by johnny7 20:21 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Every little helps

My local supermarket did a demo making Swedish dill bread. After mixing all the ingredients the baker said "and for our next step we will knead the dill dough...."
16:58 Wed 10th Jun 20096 answers, last by Aprilis 22:13 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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sparralegs

Geroge Formby

Does anybody remember the name of a film that George Formby starredin. It was set on the Isle Of Man and was about the TT races. Also were would i get a copy on DVD. All help appreciated
17:05 Wed 10th Jun 20094 answers, last by paraffin 18:17 Wed 10th Jun 2009

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