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An elephant and a turtle

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing...
16:50 Wed 10th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 17:01 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

A Fairy Tale

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I...
16:22 Wed 10th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 16:49 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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richardjhoop

occupational hazards

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies" knickers and...
15:39 Wed 10th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 16:48 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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georgic

Night Pain

Why does pain become more severe during night time? I injured my arm and shoulder after a fall in April and was sent for an x-ray. The result stated wear and tear and i am now on pain killers only. I...
16:27 Tue 09th Jun 20096 answers, last by georgic 23:16 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Are you ready?

Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A Japanese deliveryman is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in the driveway and yelling: "you...
11:05 Wed 10th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 12:18 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Wednesday groaner

Once upon a time in England, a very mean witch was terrorizing the local population. They finally went to a wizard to see what could be done about her. The wizard gave them a potion that would turn...
10:56 Wed 10th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 12:17 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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swansgal

Rev John Flapps

Rev John Flapps sees a lady church member getting drunk in a pub. He tries to take her home but they fall and he ends up on top of her. Landlord shouts "Oi mate you can't do that in here! "Rev...
00:14 Wed 10th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 12:16 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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marval

The new rhea farmer

A computer programmer, bored with his job, decided to start his own business. Wanting to do something very different from his current occupation, he bought a mating pair of rheas and a large tract of...
22:40 Tue 09th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 12:15 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Superman

Clark and Lois had been going out, unofficially, for a number of years by now. Walking home from the theater one night, they were passing the graveyard. Lois, still looking for a bit more in their...
12:48 Tue 09th Jun 20093 answers, last by Postdog 19:39 Tue 09th Jun 2009
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lady_miss_v

he's here!!

Reuben Samuel arrived May 20th, 6.46 am, weighing in at 7lb 3oz :o) He was a little earlier than expected (I'm convinced it was because I'd been out for a curry the day before I went into labour), but...
16:10 Tue 09th Jun 200921 answers, last by lady_miss_v 21:02 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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Another word for 'Means of entry' - ?C?E?S

Another word for 'Means of entry' - ?C?E?S
16:28 Tue 09th Jun 20095 answers, last by annie49 16:31 Tue 09th Jun 2009
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sugerlips123

queen elizbeth

why was queen elizebeth nicknamed she-wolf
15:48 Tue 09th Jun 20096 answers, last by lexie.. 08:42 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Driving along

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment...
12:32 Tue 09th Jun 20092 answers, last by piggynose 14:05 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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sallythomas

which garden bird is colloquially known as a mavis

Which garden bird is colloquially known as a Mavis
07:49 Tue 09th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 11:54 Tue 09th Jun 2009
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swansgal

Credit Crunch The Married Version

Husband and wife shopping in Tesco, husband picks up a box of Stella and sticks it in the trolley. "What do you think your doing?", asks his wife. "They're on offer, ?10 for 24 cans", he says. "Put...
23:48 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 10:42 Tue 09th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Just like real life

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the systems, so without me nothing would...
15:56 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 21:58 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Very non PC

Dracula decided to go on a vacation so he flew down to Tuscany to hang around an abandoned castle. After a few days he became thirsty and decided to lure a luscious Italian peasant girl to the castle...
15:45 Mon 08th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 21:58 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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VClaireV

how old r u?

im 29
15:38 Mon 08th Jun 2009121 answers, last by Drisgirl 22:38 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Herbal Story

At the beginning of the 20th century, famed British botanist, Lord Ramsbottom, successfully hybridized a cumin plant with a strain of coriander. The results was a cultivar that had a very unusual and...
14:48 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 15:03 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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marval

What age.

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a...
13:57 Mon 08th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 14:04 Mon 08th Jun 2009

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