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McMouse

Holy Orders

The young novice nun soon realized that the absence of sex in the convent was a problem. She confessed to Mother Superior that it was unhealthy and she was restless. "Comfort yourself with a candle,"...
13:35 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 13:47 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Wives go shopping

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women....
13:30 Mon 08th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 13:47 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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McMouse

stud rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster...
13:16 Mon 08th Jun 20092 answers, last by albaqwerty 13:19 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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pfabc123

privacy. yes or no

Should the UK government have the right to monitor our every movement via camera in the street, even using facial recognition systems, tracking our searches on the web, listening to our landline and...
17:49 Sun 07th Jun 200938 answers, last by pfabc123 15:27 Thu 11th Jun 2009
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paraffin

Paramedic Clocks Off + Patient Dies!

The paramedic and colleague were being sent to a 999 call for a stroke victim but instead returned to the depot where one clocked off claiming it was the end of his shift. The patient was eventually...
23:20 Sun 07th Jun 200915 answers, last by Ankou 13:18 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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tc1234999

A member of Lloyds of London

A member of Lloyds of London (4) W?M? A magic charm or spell (4) M?J? A primitive dwelling, typically situated in wooded area (5)C???N Large horse-drawn vehicle, once used for passengers and mail...
17:23 Sun 07th Jun 20099 answers, last by flicrat 17:37 Sun 07th Jun 2009
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nickj1209

Music

What is the name of the Beethoven music for a Goethe play?
10:51 Sun 07th Jun 20093 answers, last by factor30 12:40 Sun 07th Jun 2009
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Charisse

MRI scan

Can anyone talk me through the process of an MRI scan? TIA
21:20 Fri 05th Jun 200911 answers, last by coccinelle 16:39 Sat 06th Jun 2009
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BockingBob

The battle of little big horn

General Custer was the last man standing and surrounded by thousands of Indians. As an arrow hits him in the shoulder and knocks him to the ground he sees an old whiskey jug and thinks if i am to die...
09:36 Sat 06th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 11:38 Sat 06th Jun 2009
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BertieButton

Essay Help

I am doing an Open Uni course and am having probs with my essay on "The Taming of the Shrew".Is there anyone out there who would like to write it for me as I really can't be bothered! Failing that...
14:12 Wed 03rd Jun 200911 answers, last by RobertSherman 14:37 Tue 04th Dec 2018
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McMouse

Einstein

Few remember that the brilliant mathematician and Nobel Prize winner, Albert Einstein, married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. Einstein stated that he was...
10:19 Fri 05th Jun 20091 answer, last by marval 17:10 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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marval

The vaseline.

A young man has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would...
23:09 Thu 04th Jun 20093 answers, last by wallacia 17:11 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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NoMercy

Lonely hearts ad.

A woman places and ad looking for a man. She stipulates: 1. Must not beat me. 2. Must not run around on me. 3. Must be good in bed. Next day, there is a knock at her door. She answers to find a man in...
23:11 Thu 04th Jun 20092 answers, last by Bert 12:18 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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NoMercy

Kermit Jagger

A frog hops into the bank clutching a pink ceramic pig. He approaches the bank clerk whose name is Patricia Whack. He smiles at her and says, "Good morning, Miss Whack. I've come to enquire about a...
21:50 Thu 04th Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 22:31 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Phone call to the Butcher

Mrs. Andrews: These sausages you sent me are meat at one end and bread crumbs at the other. The Butcher: Yes, Madam. In these hard times it is difficult to make both ends meat.
12:40 Thu 04th Jun 20094 answers, last by SazzyC0 21:54 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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McMouse

The Fly

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't...
12:23 Thu 04th Jun 20092 answers, last by HumNugget 21:46 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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McMouse

Holy Orders

There is a monastery near Aspen, Colorado, called Snowmass. All the monks have taken a vow of silence. They rarely speak. Each day begins with morning worship. The service starts when the head abbot...
12:13 Thu 04th Jun 20095 answers, last by sophie_1003 17:23 Fri 05th Jun 2009
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McMouse

A thought fpr Thursday

A man says to his wife 'Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.' His wife replies 'You've got a bigger dick than your brother ...'
11:12 Thu 04th Jun 20093 answers, last by marval 21:41 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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marval

From cats to dogs.

Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund? A: Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie. Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? A: He doesn't believe in dogs. Q:...
23:03 Wed 03rd Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 21:38 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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marval

From fish to cats.

Q: What do cats like on a hot day? A: A mice cream cone. Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs? A: Mouse-tard. Q: What do cats like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies. Q: What do you call a cat...
22:57 Wed 03rd Jun 20094 answers, last by marval 21:37 Thu 04th Jun 2009

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