Kermit Jagger
A frog hops into the bank clutching a pink ceramic pig. He approaches the bank clerk whose name is Patricia Whack. He smiles at her and says, "Good morning, Miss Whack. I've come to enquire about a loan."
The clerk looks at him, slightly confused and says, "What is your name, Sir?"
The frog replies, "My name is Kermit Jagger. And my dad's name is Mick Jagger."
The clerk asks, "Do you have any collateral?"
The frog holds up the ceramic pig and says, "I have this."
The clerk takes the ceramic pig and walks into the Manager's office. She says, "I have a frog out front by the name of Kermit Jagger. Says his father is Mick Jagger, and want to take out a loan against THIS !!! I mean, what the hell is it?"
Manager replies, "It's a nik nak Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."