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carter69

Adam Hart-Davis

Although he has probably got the worst dress sense known to man,he is interesting and informative to watch. Would you agree?
21:42 Tue 12th May 200912 answers, last by carter69 18:25 Wed 13th May 2009
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we8scousers

wanted 3 bedroomed in stockport/dss

hi, my sistering law is 7 months pregnant & has 3 children. her current landlord has given her 1 week from today to leave the property. does anyone know of a private landlord in the stockport area who...
20:45 Tue 12th May 20095 answers, last by northboy 19:12 Thu 14th May 2009
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djwepg

cruising for older disabled

My friend and I (80) would like to try a cruise but I have to use a mobility scooter. I cannot see any way of getting my scooter to the port/ Does anyone know of any cruise company who hires out...
09:34 Tue 12th May 20095 answers, last by auntiebertie 19:08 Wed 13th May 2009
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wakeover

Two old chaps fishing.....................

...................after a while one of them says, "'Ere George, I'm thinking of getting a divorce................my wife 'asn't spoke to me in three months" "I wouldn't rush into things" replied...
02:56 Tue 12th May 20091 answer, last by marval 14:25 Tue 12th May 2009
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dustypuss

Im 51 to day

That's a lot of candles to blow out . Any body want a slice of my cake. ...iiiiiiii... .|*~0~*| .|<>.<>| ======
10:48 Mon 11th May 200928 answers, last by dustypuss 16:44 Mon 11th May 2009
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mrs.chappie

Sad News.

Good morning all. Just wanted to share my sad news with all you good peeps on A & N. This morning my lovely cockatiel, Cheeky, died. It was very sudden, he was on his perch last night when I went to...
08:23 Mon 11th May 200914 answers, last by mrs.chappie 11:11 Tue 12th May 2009
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cymrudiamond

who is singing this song?

Who is singing this? Thanks.
11:51 Sun 10th May 20094 answers, last by rinkins 17:27 Mon 11th May 2009
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frankofile

paddy and the dog

Paddy wakes up for the third morning in a row with next door neighbours dog barking at 6 am. "Right I'm going to sort them out" he says to the wife. He gets out of bed and goes down stairs. After 10...
20:47 Sat 09th May 20093 answers, last by carlton23 23:42 Sun 10th May 2009
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DONNA1458

Experience with the NHS

Has your experience with the NHS service been good or bad?
11:15 Sat 09th May 200918 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 01:31 Mon 11th May 2009
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MWB

Favourite...............

actor & actress.
13:24 Sat 09th May 200917 answers, last by Sachs 18:10 Sat 09th May 2009
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fadeout73

Curtain Rods - Priceless(Part 2)

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to...
16:40 Fri 08th May 20093 answers, last by devil99 18:22 Sat 09th May 2009
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wasp

building site

Two Irishmen and one Chinese are employed as labourers on a building site. Mick in charge of the wheel barrow , Patrick the shovel and Lee the supplies. After a couple of hours the boss decides to...
14:34 Fri 08th May 20091 answer, last by marval 18:05 Fri 08th May 2009
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wasp

doctors examination

This fellow went to the doctors complaining of a lettuce being stuck up his rectum. The doctor told him that it could well be just the tip of the iceberg !
12:54 Fri 08th May 20092 answers, last by marval 13:40 Fri 08th May 2009
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andrea1

property values hardly changed for 5+ beds...why??

Hi, I've been waiting for the last 3 or 4 years for a 'crash' in the market and seemingly it's upon us, however, I live in a 3 bed at the moment but now need a 5 bed and, looking at 1,2 and 3 bed...
23:00 Tue 05th May 20093 answers, last by cassa333 12:55 Fri 08th May 2009
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betterman

newphotoworks

Has anyone had any experience of this company, basically for ?1400 they send you a 15 hour DVD set of training in photoshop and various other books etc... on how how to market your product which is...
19:08 Wed 06th May 20094 answers, last by chooka 02:57 Sun 24th May 2009
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albaqwerty

oops wrong number

caller: hi is that Mrs. Walls A : no sorry, wrong number caller: is Mr Walls there? A : no, you must have the wrong number caller: are there any walls there? A : no, you really do have the wrong...
21:17 Wed 06th May 20096 answers, last by tangojoe 14:18 Thu 07th May 2009
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McMouse

Irish Virginity Test

Paddy and Mick are discussing Paddy's forthcoming wedding . . . "I'm not sure if my future bride is a virgin or not," he said. Mick says, "Oh, there's an easy test for that. All you need is some red...
14:52 Wed 06th May 20095 answers, last by jno 23:59 Wed 06th May 2009
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carrust

Karaoke.

I went to a karaoke bar last night & discovered that they didn't play any 70's music! At first I was afraid.....I was petrified.....
18:37 Wed 06th May 20091 answer, last by marval 20:39 Wed 06th May 2009
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McMouse

So many cats

.... so few recipes
11:03 Wed 06th May 20099 answers, last by tiggerblue10 11:29 Sat 09th May 2009
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McMouse

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'...
09:22 Wed 06th May 20096 answers, last by Steve.5 00:16 Thu 07th May 2009

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