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Smowball

Remembering Phone Numbers!

Mr Smow dropped me at an appointment yesterday and said to call him when I wanted picking up. For a split second I thought I’d left my mobile at home and it then occurred to me that if I had, and had...
14:39 Sun 30th Aug 202027 answers, last by maggiebee 14:59 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Tashi

Just Taken A Bagful Of Stuff In For

Kate, she is in until Tuesday earliest. Dave was driving obviously, just had to sit and wait in reception until someone turned up to collect the bag as it's still no visitors allowed....
14:23 Sun 30th Aug 202010 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:42 Sun 30th Aug 2020
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Chipchopper

Wood Treatment

A man besides to get his garden fence treated with wood preservative before the winter weather kicks in. He phones the job agency and hires a Polish man and a Romanian man to do the job. The first to...
08:42 Sat 29th Aug 20207 answers, last by Bazile 10:40 Mon 31st Aug 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 35

Moderately easy this week, I think, but I still couldn't do better than my regular score of 4. So how about you? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-53930865...
19:35 Fri 28th Aug 202077 answers, last by Buenchico 21:02 Sat 29th Aug 2020
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piggynose

Roadkill, Would You Eat It?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2006/jan/31/foodanddrink.britishidentity...
15:13 Fri 28th Aug 202027 answers, last by allenlondon 10:01 Sat 29th Aug 2020
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murraymints

Belated Birthday Jan1957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo so sorry BELATED HAPPIES JAN......Missed this yesterday..hope your day was fab xx...
05:26 Fri 28th Aug 20209 answers, last by tonyav 20:17 Fri 28th Aug 2020
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Bobbisox1

Why Oh Why Does A Funeral Bring Out The Very Worst In People???

Already the squabbling has started and the funeral isn't till next Thursday , his sister who's done sod all wants this that and the other done on the order of service which should go to print today, I...
10:09 Fri 28th Aug 202049 answers, last by woofgang 21:00 Fri 28th Aug 2020
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Bobbisox1

Arh Bless :0)

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18:14 Wed 26th Aug 202010 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:43 Thu 27th Aug 2020
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Baldric

Here We Go Again

Kate, home on Friday, back in again 2300 last night. Spoke to her a while ago, she's ok, just doesn't like being there. To be fair that's a nasty wound on her leg, at the moment it's playing up, she's...
14:46 Thu 27th Aug 202052 answers, last by Jackdaw33 23:10 Fri 28th Aug 2020
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Helewel

An Ab Win

Pleased to have won Daily Mail cryptic crossword competition. A rather more substantial amount than the only other time I won (several years ago) Prize has taken a while to arrive but worth the wait....
08:28 Thu 27th Aug 202021 answers, last by dannyk13 12:10 Thu 27th Aug 2020
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Canary42

Like A 1950S Horror Film

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/dead-woman-found-breathing-detroit-144708835.html...
16:48 Tue 25th Aug 202010 answers, last by andres 21:59 Tue 25th Aug 2020
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teacake44

See If You Can Guess

I'm always on the lookout for reduced items, but the one I saw the other day was a laugh and a half. It was in M&S. See if you can get it. Will look in later tonight to see if anyone got it , if not...
15:41 Tue 25th Aug 202054 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:31 Wed 26th Aug 2020
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pastafreak

A Falling Branch

...just attacked me. A screech and a stumble from me...no one came to my aide though. :( I'm in one piece...it stunned for a few seconds, but I don't think I'll even have a sore head. Just be careful...
15:34 Tue 25th Aug 202013 answers, last by Smowball 04:39 Wed 26th Aug 2020
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DTCwordfan

More Corona

My OH purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the...
18:32 Mon 24th Aug 20204 answers, last by Canary42 11:29 Tue 25th Aug 2020
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-SharonA-

Corona Cough

A helpful tip for when in public. People must not cough near you. They must cough far away. So if you hear someone coughing near you, you must tell them to......... Far cough!...
18:23 Mon 24th Aug 20201 answer, last by marval 18:28 Mon 24th Aug 2020
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Buenchico

Buenchico's Harder Crossword

JimF posted to say that he'd found my last crossword easy, having completed it in around 10 minutes. So I've tried to come up with a tougher one, just to slow him down a bit ;-) So, for Jim (and for...
21:11 Sun 23rd Aug 202015 answers, last by Buenchico 16:26 Wed 26th Aug 2020
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Bobbisox1

Right Let's Have Ya Weather

Mines rotten,FACT!!
19:02 Sun 23rd Aug 202018 answers, last by david small 22:38 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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Canary42

One For The Carnivores

https://ibb.co/pW082w8...
20:20 Sat 22nd Aug 202032 answers, last by retrocop 19:43 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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Canary42

Fireworks Too Early

How silly letting off fireworks this early. The ones round here last night frightened the cat so much it shot up the Christmas Tree and pulled it over.
14:03 Sun 23rd Aug 20204 answers, last by maggiebee 16:18 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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EdmundD

Self Testing For Covid-19

Pour a measure of whisky into a glass. Sniff it. If you can tell that it's whisky you are probably virus free. Now drink it. If it tastes like whisky you are probably virus free. I tested myself 9...
15:57 Sun 23rd Aug 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:33 Mon 24th Aug 2020

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