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Will It Rain Tonight

As I have lines and lines of washing out there. Oh Belfast...

Who?

I went along to a Psychic for a reading yesterday. When I knocked on their door, they called out, "Who is it?", so I left....

Caran

Tonight we had scampi, chips and mushy peas. I cook the frozen chips in my Actifry. Always turn out ok but not tonight. I tried a new, to me brand of chips. McCains Gastro Chips. They looked good, big...

youngmafbog

For All Those That Want To Have A Covid Vaccine Here Is Your Chance.

So how many potential takers here on AB then?...

pastafreak

People Can Be Kind During A Power Cut

My 84 year old brother, some may remember, had sepsis several years ago. He still has some lingering mobility issues connected with that...and other old age related problems. During last week's power...

tiggerblue10

Job Interview

Saw this on Twitter earlier and thought it was quite amusing. [Job Interview] “How do you perform under pressure?” “I usually do the scat bit and my mate Steve does Bowie’s part”...

sherrardk

Bit Of Excitement Tonight

Went with girl for our evening walk only to discover that the baby moorhens we’re stuck in the flood defence system. Had to go back home to get himself, a sledge hammer and a jug to rescue them. One...

mallyh

A Nice Little Poem

three good friends went for a swim the one who was fat wished she was thin the one who was curvy wished she was clever the one who was clever wished she swam better the really great swimmer wished she...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Divegirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t1vaF50Ks0 MANY HAPPIES DIVE ! XX...

LadyCG

How Has

Your day been? I've had a day at my laptop, surrounded by tile samples, paint colour charts, etc. searching high and low. At length I have found the hallway light, the living room lights, a mirror and...

melv16

Adding...

... coconut oil to gherkins, oysters and olives makes it easier to get them in the bin:-)

marval

Shopping

When my partner goes out shopping he likes to sample things before purchasing. He is buy-curious. I went shopping for shoes and I found the perfect pair. They are my sole mates Never do bedroom...

Chipchopper

Trembling Tree

As I walked through the woods I came upon an oak that was laughing and shaking its branches. I thought this was very strange so I asked it if it was okay. "Never felt better" it said "I've just been...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 32

Fairly easy this week, I think, especially as there's a 'freebie' question (where all three responses are correct), so my score of 4 isn't particularly spectacular and it should be easy enough for...

tiggerblue10

Visit To A&E Yesterday

Had to take Little Tiggs to A&E yesterday. Over the last few months since lockdown he has been bleeding when going to the toilet and has had some tummy aches every now and again. Our GP prescribed...

Canary42

Dr.

I saw my doctor recently and told him every time I break wind it sounds like a motorbike. He examined me and said I have a small growth in my rectum. When I asked if I should be concerned he said "No,...

Canary42

8 Years - Should Have Been 80

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lorry-driver-sentence-mobile-wheel-112444848.html...

wolf63

First Day Of New Job For Max

I vaguely remember my first day of working for a living - but I do remember that was not a great day. PD Max seems to have had an excellent day. ☺...

198kHz

My Wife's Gift

It's my wife's birthday soon, and I keep finding gift catalogues left open all over the house. Well, I can take hint - I've just ordered a lovely magazine rack.