Boris needs to cash a cheque in Nitwest, more money for his sproglet's pampers. As he approaches the Nitwest cashier he says, "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me?" Cashier: It...
got my C-19 testing kit in the post, you have to book a courier and you cant do the test till youv'e done that, only you have to do this online, you can't get on the site and when you do, the code...
Hi folks, I'm sitting in hospital since feeling unwell yesterday, I'm afraid I've had a heart attack and they are to do angiogram with posdibly stents or balloons. Anyone had this done, I'm...
We will mostly be having an M&S spaghetti carbonara followed by one of their plant kitchen chocolate and cherry pot thingies, which are the best chocolaty puds I’ve ever tasted shop bought. We’ve run...
I've decided that as from next week I am going to dress as a different type of bread each day...... Roll on Monday! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What did...
Just had a good laugh. My eldest grandson just got a 2:1 at Uni and is going on to do his masters. I'm really proud and wanted to send him a special card. Went on to Moonpig to get something...
Week 26? It can't be! That's half way through the year! Quick, get the sprouts on for Christmas! Anyway, it's an absolute doddle this week. It MUST be, 'cos I scored SIX! (. . . and I'm kicking myself...
Picked at random which I’m very happy to do , they send two test kits to you, first a saliva test, the other a swab test, anyone else got one? Is this the test the Government keeps on about?...
I'll probably cook some salmon, either with some steamed broccoli and beans, or a mediterranean tomato-based stew.
What's amusing your bouche tonight?...
Nat and I have never sliced up so much Salad stuff, then we had to wait 20 mins or so for the Pork Slices to cool down as we forgot to put them on until almost too late, silly girls. Any other near...
part of my Annual Leave. Had a lovely long lie-in, coffee in bed, doesn't get any better. Dave and I going to do the shopping later, Kate will come with us but stay in the car, safest way I think....
..... Mrs B had a fall in the bathroom, bashed her head and was taken into Hospital about 2030, and as it's no visitors allowed at the moment we've both had long days and big 'phone bills. Don't know...
I listened last night to LBC and some callers were aghast saying it was far too soon and they were ‘scared’, my own take on it, if you’re scared, stay with the advice of the last 3 months , if not,...
For obvious reasons we've not had a lot of special events going on today but I can't let our county's special day go unmarked, so here's our very own song, "A Million Acres". (Er, shouldn't that be...
I managed to scrape my regular score of 4 this week, that isn't really that great considering that there's a freebie question (where all three responses are correct) in there. Can you do better?...
I’m getting ready to go for a brisk walk with a friend soon, I automatically put my sanatizer and mobile phone ready ( dont want a bag, I’d rather be hands free ) Then I thought, why take a phone on a...