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sandyRoe

My Boy, Lollipop.

I see that Millie, who sang that song as a teenager,has died. RIP...
10:18 Wed 06th May 202029 answers, last by Baldric 20:09 Wed 06th May 2020
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ToraToraTora

Another Poor Little Sod.........

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52557291 destined to go through life with a name that he'll spend his live explaining! Gawd knows how it's pronounced! Some people are just to stupid to...
11:17 Wed 06th May 202043 answers, last by jourdain2 21:22 Wed 06th May 2020
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Bobbisox1

Just A Sign Please

https://ibb.co/qpxhTbk...
19:56 Tue 05th May 202012 answers, last by Bobbisox1 20:50 Wed 06th May 2020
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gness

Closure.

Firstly...thank you for the condolences....I'm fine but you are very thoughtful. Anyway....back to closure. I've always been a bit scathing about the word but maybe I'm changing my mind. Our UK house...
19:35 Tue 05th May 202038 answers, last by sunny-dave 13:56 Wed 06th May 2020
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Canary42

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I wondered what my parents did to stave off boredom before the internet. I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Why...
15:01 Tue 05th May 20202 answers, last by marval 17:23 Tue 05th May 2020
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retrocop

A Few Whimsies

I went to the zoo yesterday and in a cage I saw a baguette sitting there. Talking to the keeper and he told me that it was bread in captivity. So I said to the Queen “Why have you got an oxygen...
14:03 Tue 05th May 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 17:18 Tue 05th May 2020
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-SharonA-

The Hotline

I've just called that drug addiction hotline today and the recording told me, "If you're having trouble with cannabis, press hash" and "If you're having trouble with cocaine, stay on the line"...
12:53 Tue 05th May 20203 answers, last by LochNessMonster 18:20 Tue 05th May 2020
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alavahalf

The Key ..

A knight felt the calling and decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best...
21:55 Mon 04th May 20204 answers, last by marval 14:04 Tue 05th May 2020
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Buenchico

Proving That There's Still Some Good News Around . . .

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-52500666...
22:33 Mon 04th May 20207 answers, last by emmie 05:29 Tue 05th May 2020
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jim360

Lockdown Raok

It was hard not to read the thread about AB members and how lockdown has affected them without being deeply moved, especially by the tragic stories there. It got me wondering if there was a random act...
21:56 Mon 04th May 202049 answers, last by jim360 10:44 Sat 16th May 2020
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alavahalf

A Stiff Drink !

A middle aged Irish woman went to her doctor to ask advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."...
21:19 Mon 04th May 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 21:28 Mon 04th May 2020
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albaqwerty

Not An Irishman In Sight

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock)...
20:52 Mon 04th May 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 21:12 Mon 04th May 2020
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SparklyKid

How Are You Coping With Lockdown ?

I have to say I am getting used to it now. Click and collect yesterday at Asda, pleasant experience. It is easier for us being in our seventies. I feel for the younger folk with jobs at risk, bored...
08:44 Mon 04th May 202088 answers, last by scorpiojo 09:59 Tue 05th May 2020
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Smowball

Just For Fun.......

You’re going good shopping but you can only buy 5 foods that begin with the 1st letter of your name. My real name begins with K and I found it quite hard lol, but I eventually I came up with: Kidneys...
14:23 Mon 04th May 2020104 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:35 Tue 05th May 2020
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retrocop

Where's Kim John ?

http://www.upl.co/uploads/Wheres-Kim-John1588608421.jpg...
16:07 Mon 04th May 20205 answers, last by marval 17:43 Mon 04th May 2020
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retrocop

Latest Lockdown Guidance

http://www.upl.co/uploads/183753TWAT1588613138.jpg...
17:26 Mon 04th May 20202 answers, last by Baldric 17:04 Tue 05th May 2020
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tiggerblue10

The Stranglers - David Greenfield

He has passed away after contracting Covid 19. https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/04/stranglers-keyboardist-dave-greenfield-dies-aged-71-contracting-coronavirus-12653667/ RIP David I loved The Stranglers...
17:13 Mon 04th May 202032 answers, last by fiction-factory 07:34 Tue 05th May 2020
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ToraToraTora

Any Idea What's Happenned To A O G ?

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/members/anotheoldgit/ Nothing since 5th Feb....
10:52 Mon 04th May 202026 answers, last by jourdain2 14:17 Mon 04th May 2020
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Bobbisox1

Lockdown Mr Bobbs Style

I am busying myself ironing and he was in the kitchen, I thought mmmm, nice smell coming from there, Pleased I married an ex military fella who can iron, cook ,clean and wash :0) Sultana scones...
10:25 Mon 04th May 202039 answers, last by iluvmargie 15:43 Mon 04th May 2020
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SparklyKid

Just Looking Through "X" Rated Netflix.

Toss up between, Pornarama. Porn Free. Once a porn a time. Porn with the wind. Porn of the planet of the apes. Can you tell I am bored....
08:10 Mon 04th May 202026 answers, last by Ken4155 09:45 Mon 04th May 2020

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