One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids. "Jesus lives in my heart." "Very good." said the teacher. She picks on another kid...
My mate Walter Wall has just bought a carpet shop.................................... ................................
but he's struggling to find a name for it....
what a beautiful girl and singer this wonderful performance of hers always brings me to tears she sings it from the heart and the sad look in her eyes in the last few seconds of that song finishes me,...
Definitely one of the easier weeks, I think, helped by one of those 'impossible-to-get-wrong' questions (where all three responses are correct) as well. So my score of 5 isn't exactly fantastic but...
The camera crew here at lunch time for a feature on the blue carpet, the only known large field with them.... Here we are hot off the DT camera.... A sight to cheer lockdown eyes?...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson from apartment 5 asked me out for a date. I know that you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk to...
he is to be made an Honorary Colonel, and has received over 140 thousand birthday cards alongside the Queens official one
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52472132...
If you are having issues with your partner and he/she threatens to walk out - simply order them a taxi for 8pm on a Thursday ... .... then it will look like the whole street is glad to see them go :)...
Thought I’d best check in as not been on in like what feels like an age. I’m doing well. Didn’t have a good start to lockdown and my mental health took a nose dive full 180 degree plummet. But I...
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his...
With plenty of spare time on my hands of late, I decided it was high time i started to get on with the long awaited loft conversion. I can tell you, it didn't go down too well, when the couple from...