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Country Walk

Went for a nice little country walk today. It was so peaceful, watching the wildlife, listening to the water gently rippling. Then my phone rings, agghhh! It was my annoying friend. I told him I...

Buenchico

Come To Suffolk . . .

. . . as soon as the lockdown restrictions are over! We've got lovely scenery, good beaches, loads of history, plenty of culture, fantastic beers, (some) very nice people . . . . . . and also a...

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 17

Nice 'n' easy this week, I think, which might explain why I actually managed to score rather better than usual, with 5. Any takers? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52398054...

Bobbisox1

In Love With This Little Fella

My friend is knitting them for our local hospice charity ,one was on my front doorstep just now, , he Mr Sparkle now as he and his fellow NHS workers are the stars in a night sky...

237SJ

I Fee A Little Bit Peed Tonight.

Anyone else?

DTCwordfan

3/4 done for those who like to follow progress of something coming together - getting there, the building to the left to texture and shadow, ditto the wall under the tree and that needs it to 'support...

Canary42

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Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers Husband: I never knew she was a flower-seller = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Today is National Woman's Day. It should have been...

Ken4155

Social Isolating.

Having trouble keeping people at bay? Just write the word 'ASDA' on your back and chest and stick a handle on each side of your head. People will give you quite a wide berth because they'll think...

Ken4155

Bunny Question

What's the best way to catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make a noise like a lettuce....

Theland

Someone Should Do Something.

Don't you agree?

naomi24

A Picture To Brighten The Gloom And Doom ….

…carried by most of the British press today and guaranteed to bring a smile to all but the most determinedly miserable faces. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52391013 Meanwhile the silly billies newly...

Patsy33

A Brittish Boat

A brittish boat is nearby a port in Germany and calls for help on the radio: -WE ARE SINKING! WE ARE SINKING! The german replies: -Wat are you sinking about?...

Patsy33

Drowned

"Our mate Dave was drowned. For the funeral we have a wreath made in the shape of a lifebelt. It’s what he would have wanted.”...

Smowball

I’m Not Saying.....

I’m not saying this virus isn’t serious but even a mosquito wiped my arm down with a wet wipe before he bit me!...

melv16

How Do You...

... torture a Scotsman? Put on a Jimmy Shand record, then nail his feet to the floor....

Bobbisox1

Happy Saint George’s Day

To all the Englishers out there...

BilSuth

Is Impenetrable Packaging On Confectionery Products Good For Your Health?

Especially in this era of stay-at-home deprivation, to open a packet of biscuits or sweets seems a fair reward for getting on belatedly with the neglected household chores. But it's not as simple as...

ToraToraTora

Ok As The Presidents One Didn't Work Very Well, Let's Do The Big One.....

Which PM are you? http://www.quizmouse.com/quizzes/10/r/45 No surprises that I am TGL!...

LadyCG

Uncle Is Hanging On In There

He's been in since 07 April with Covid and yesterday he had a successful tracheostomy. He's now down to 50% oxygen. He's a fighter, that's for sure....

Gen23

I Need Help Urgently

I really need to get something and I can't get it if I don't get it then I'm going to be in a lot of trouble so how can cast a wish right now to get the thing I really need right now, I really need to...

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