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Theland

Been Ill For Days

Hi all. Have spent most of the last few days in bed. Breathing problems and pain. On top of that, I am suffering the worst of depressions. Am waiting for an MRI bit can't have it during the present...
15:33 Wed 22nd Apr 202027 answers, last by tiggerblue10 09:15 Thu 23rd Apr 2020
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LochNessMonster

Mrs Nessie Update.

She thanks you for the kind words folk. Breast Cancer has still not returned in 6 years. Were still looking after each other now almost 21 years together. Covid being a pain in another area but we...
15:48 Wed 22nd Apr 202014 answers, last by albaqwerty 21:11 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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Patsy33

My Enesthetist

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation....
11:36 Wed 22nd Apr 20204 answers, last by Spicerack 15:14 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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LochNessMonster

Hi Folks ! Lets See How We Can Go With This Idea?

Have been ill for a wee while, so need cheering up. Looking for songs to have played when your in Hospital. i.e. The shadows - Apache - for cataract operations Don't Mess With My Toot Toot - Denise...
14:10 Tue 21st Apr 202091 answers, last by LochNessMonster 15:28 Wed 22nd Apr 2020
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thesshhh

Your Dream Lockdown Partner

If you could choose any well-known person to be in lockdown with - just the two of you - who would be yours?
06:00 Wed 22nd Apr 202092 answers, last by Theblip 20:31 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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marval

Make Love

A woman said to her husband, “You make love like a painter.” “What like Da Vinci?” he said. “Smooth strokes, attention to detail, resulting in masterpiece?” No, she said. “Like a council painter. You...
21:36 Tue 21st Apr 20203 answers, last by marval 21:51 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Mozz71

Look! A Feel Good Coronavirus Story...

8 weeks premature baby gets, and recovers from Covid 19. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/health/peyton-maguire-coronavirus-recovery-scotland-a4420466.html Welcome to the world Peyton, and to the best...
21:12 Tue 21st Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 21:20 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

Just Rang The Council

https://ibb.co/h7qWHdT...
11:53 Tue 21st Apr 20204 answers, last by elliemay1 21:11 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

This How You Do It Octogenarian Style

Every Saturday evening my 81 yr old sister in law and her husband , change to wearing Evening dress, they were booked on a cruise and it was cancelled, she sets the table with the best napkins ,makes...
18:35 Tue 21st Apr 20208 answers, last by Bobbisox1 21:05 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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johnny.5

Missing: Cat

Black and white with red collar. Very affectionate. Very intelligent. . . . . . . . . . . . Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home....
15:41 Tue 21st Apr 20202 answers, last by marval 16:22 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

Just Like I’d Imagine The War Years To Be

Such friendly neighbourly gestures, after the alcohol being left for Mr Bobbs , my friend rang and asked if I had any SR flour, I did , in fact I had 3x 3ib bags ! No, not panic bought, I just had 3...
12:35 Tue 21st Apr 202025 answers, last by jourdain2 16:50 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

What An Amazing Neighbour We Have

He keeps putting a couple of cans of beer for my husband on top of the Keter storage boxes we have at the top of the garden , only just now there was the customary two cans of beer + a 2/3 bottle of...
09:13 Tue 21st Apr 202020 answers, last by marval 16:10 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Jackdaw33

Happy Birthday

...to Her Majesty. 94 today and still going strong.
00:37 Tue 21st Apr 20206 answers, last by marval 16:06 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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Caran

I Hope This Works!

WhoWillScratchMyBack1.MP4
23:26 Mon 20th Apr 202013 answers, last by Patsy33 16:08 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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retrocop

A Few Vintage Ones

Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you ?" Paddy replies "I don't know! Its your plane!"...
17:24 Mon 20th Apr 20204 answers, last by marval 22:00 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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retrocop

Ex Golf Buddy

This guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade. "My bloody hair is...
17:21 Mon 20th Apr 20204 answers, last by marval 21:59 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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Chipchopper

Restaurant Orders

I asked waiter "have you the Bombay duck ?. Waiter: "No sir its just the way I walk". I complained to the Chinese waiter about the chicken being rubbery and he replied "uh thank you very much Sir"...
09:34 Mon 20th Apr 20205 answers, last by mallyh 08:24 Tue 21st Apr 2020
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melv16

Congratulations To...

... Hugh Zappritti Boyden on becoming president of the British budgerigar association.
09:30 Mon 20th Apr 202018 answers, last by marval 21:57 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

My 3 Wives On Netflix??

Fundamentalist Mormons, It’s got be most blokes dream but I find it eughhhh, now his dead brother made him promise to take on HIS two wives and their kids bringing it to 5 wives and 19 kids, Hope he...
15:48 Fri 17th Apr 202015 answers, last by tiggerblue10 22:36 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Smowball

Just Curious....... What Time Do You All Eat Dinner??

Not that I really eat much lately but when I do cook I tend to serve it up between 6 - 6.30. Are you all later or earlier??
16:17 Sun 19th Apr 202046 answers, last by pixie374 10:04 Mon 20th Apr 2020

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