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tiggerblue10

A Small Ray Of Hope

Plasma trials to begin in UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-52343301 Anything is worth a try :o)...
21:41 Sun 19th Apr 20208 answers, last by Peter Pedant 15:49 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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melv16

Starter Thief..

Wanted Bread or olive......
10:59 Sun 19th Apr 20206 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:21 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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elliemay1

Jolene

Saw this on Facebook: ''Anyone getting to the point where it would be ok if Jolene came and took you man??'...
15:03 Sun 19th Apr 202013 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:15 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Helewel

Winnie The Pooh

is going on holiday to the Caribbean. Antigua? No, he's taking piglet....
11:13 Sun 19th Apr 202014 answers, last by Helewel 16:27 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Bobbisox1

Phew! A 5 Mile Walk In Countryside Right On My Doorstep

Very refreshing and hardly anyone in sight except the odd dog walker ....and the local cow herd looking us over quizzically https://ibb.co/Hdk5YTK...
10:50 Sun 19th Apr 202028 answers, last by Bobbisox1 17:09 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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retrocop

Burn The Koran ?

A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off! Paddy caught his wife having an affair and...
14:15 Sat 18th Apr 20205 answers, last by marval 16:48 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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retrocop

'Male' Order Catalogue

Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now" 3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick...
12:51 Sat 18th Apr 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 14:18 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Lonely Hearts

Single man with hand sanitizer seeks woman with toilet paper for good clean fun.
23:46 Fri 17th Apr 20203 answers, last by marval 14:03 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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albaqwerty

An Old Woman

A old woman prospector shuffled into a town leading a mule . The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat . She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching rail ....
23:34 Fri 17th Apr 20209 answers, last by marval 14:02 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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mallyh

I Said To Mr Mally

shall we do up the bedroom shall we do up the lounge or just give the doors a good rub down shall we tidy the cupboards shall we sort the drawers or just redo the grouting on the bathroom floor shall...
08:28 Sat 18th Apr 202013 answers, last by mallyh 14:39 Mon 20th Apr 2020
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Apc2604

Something To Hopefully Raise Our Spirits......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUP-ty-Tj5E Thought Body and Soul was the best section. Apologies if already posted. I expect some cynical replies....
11:35 Sat 18th Apr 202022 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:15 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Skip

I rang the Council Planner and asked if it was OK to have a skip outside my house. The cheeky sod replied "Go for it fatty, you could do with the exercise"...
21:18 Fri 17th Apr 20205 answers, last by Patsy33 09:13 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Patsy33

Horses

I was talking to a local farmer today, whilst admiring his horses. He told me they love listening to music. I asked him what was their favourite song. He replied, 'Hay Chewed' by the Beatles..
19:53 Fri 17th Apr 202016 answers, last by retrocop 18:31 Sun 19th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz: Week 16

Fairly straightforward, I think, this week - so I'm expecting to see some high scores from you lot! Despite that though, I could only manage 4 (which is, I suppose, one better than I usually get!):...
19:46 Fri 17th Apr 202066 answers, last by Buenchico 20:18 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Patsy33

Beekeeper

I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver....
17:05 Thu 16th Apr 20207 answers, last by marval 15:02 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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Ken4155

Norman Hunter

Leeds Utd Legend Norman 'Bites Yer Legs' Hunter has succumbed to the Covid19 virus at the age of 76. He will no doubt be best remembered as a no-nonsense defender who quite often would send not only...
12:15 Fri 17th Apr 202020 answers, last by ToraToraTora 19:59 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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Canary42

Order

I've ordered an egg and a chicken from Amazon - I'll let you know the long-sought answer after they've arrived.
13:59 Tue 14th Apr 20207 answers, last by nescio 15:16 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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naomi24

For The Children Of Rhe 60S - From Pam Ayers

Good morning By Pam Ayers: I'm normally a social girl I love to meet my mates But lately with the virus here We can't go out the gates. You see, we are the 'oldies' now We need to stay inside If they...
09:32 Fri 17th Apr 202017 answers, last by Maydup 13:19 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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SparklyKid

We Need A Giggle Every Day.

My wife got out of the shower yesterday morning. I said " I don't know what you are wearing but it needs ironing" I soon regained consciousness....
08:16 Fri 17th Apr 202010 answers, last by marval 14:25 Fri 17th Apr 2020
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youngmafbog

All This Cash Being Raised For The Nhs ...

Where will it go? Now I am not knocking peoples efforts but I am suspicious of such large sums of money and a monolithic organisation like the NHS. Will it end up being used 'for the people' or for...
13:37 Fri 17th Apr 202040 answers, last by Zacs-Master 09:09 Sat 18th Apr 2020

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