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Visiting The Pharmacist

I went to the Pharmacist yesterday and asked the assistant; "What kills the Corona Virus?" She replied, "Ammonia Cleaner." I said, "Oh, I am sorry- I thought you worked here..."...

tiggerblue10

Best Mother's Day Present

Surviving coronavirus at 90 :o) https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/21/great-grandma-90-got-coronavirus-hot-spot-home-smiles-beating-illness-12435678/...

Khandro

Today we have naming of parts. Yesterday, We had daily cleaning. And tomorrow morning, We shall have what to do after firing. But to-day, Today we have naming of parts. Japonica Glistens like coral in...

SparklyKid

Purchases Limited To Two Items.

Went for morning paper and fags. They took 18 out of my packet.

ToraToraTora

Ok Today's Quiz........roy Please Ignore...what Star Wars Character Are You?

https://www.zimbio.com/quiz/Ukldm8Pi5Ub/Star+Wars+Character I'm Yoda!...

Canary42

Weathering The Storm

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes. Asda, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening. Marks and Spencer and Co-Op, fair. Waitrose fair to...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Janbee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0q79wUkYgk many happies if you look in xx...

SparklyKid

Looked At My Wife Lovingly Over Breakast And Said

"wonderful last night, You weren't faking were you ? "No" she said " I really was asleep"...

retrocop

Social Distancing Victorian Style

Them bugs don't like it up em. http://www.upl.co/uploads/Social-distancingthumbnail1584804695.jpg...

SparklyKid

My Wife Says I Am The Worst Lover She Has Ever Had.

I replied "how can you decide a thing like that in two minutes"...

SparklyKid

80 Year Old Chap Asks The Doctor To Lower His Sex Drive.

Doctor says "It's all in your mind" "I know" says the old chap. "It needs lowering"...

Togo

British Firm Designs Instant Fix Medical Ventilator.

True to type a British Vacuum Cleaner firm design a much needed quick fix ventilator to supply the desperate need for the devices. "Nick spent Sunday learning how ventilators worked" ........... and...

mallyh

Yea !Sausages

managed to but some today so making a big toad in the hole x

royfromaus

Why Haven't Religious Buildings

been included in the shutdown?...

Patsy33

They Lied!

They said wear a mask and gloves when you go to grocery shop. They lied. Everybody had clothes on.....

maggiebee

Happy

So happy that my friend and her husband managed to get on one of the last flights out of Spain. Had to fly to Glasgow instead of Edinburgh, but a small price to pay. Am supposed to be going out in...

ummmm

Rip Kenny Rogers

Really enjoyed his music over the years,

retrocop

What The Aliens Think

http://www.upl.co/uploads/Aliens1584753550.jpg...

sherrardk

Yay! The Boy Is Coming Home

Boy #1’s uni has cancelled all lectures but he’s been on placement with the ambulance service. He was due to be there until the end of the month but yesterday they cancelled all placements, so he’s...

Khandro

Israelis May Have The Covid Cure?

But it's only going only to the US for now. https://www.algemeiner.com/2020/03/20/israeli-pharma-giant-teva-donates-millions-of-doses-of-potential-coronavirus-drug-to-us-hospitals/ I can't see them...

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Visiting The Pharmacist

Best Mother's Day Present

Naming Of Parts

Purchases Limited To Two Items.

Ok Today's Quiz........roy Please Ignore...what Star Wars Character Are You?

Weathering The Storm

Happy Birthday Janbee

Looked At My Wife Lovingly Over Breakast And Said

Social Distancing Victorian Style

My Wife Says I Am The Worst Lover She Has Ever Had.

80 Year Old Chap Asks The Doctor To Lower His Sex Drive.

British Firm Designs Instant Fix Medical Ventilator.

Yea !Sausages

Why Haven't Religious Buildings

They Lied!

Happy

Rip Kenny Rogers

What The Aliens Think

Yay! The Boy Is Coming Home

Israelis May Have The Covid Cure?

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