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chrissa1

Roy Hudd Has Died

Roy Hudd, actor and comic, dies aged 83 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51906543 Very sad. Great entertainer....
10:23 Mon 16th Mar 202014 answers, last by marval 17:44 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Love Story............

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and...
18:41 Sun 15th Mar 20204 answers, last by Togo 19:00 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Farmer's Birth Control..............

There were these three girls who were getting married and they all met at the marriage councillor’s office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. They were two city girls...
18:39 Sun 15th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 18:41 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

True :0)

http://www.upl.co/uploads/AE19E005F36E42509C182ACFD809E2921584274963.jpeg...
12:23 Sun 15th Mar 20204 answers, last by BAKERS DOZEN 17:50 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

A Groan Man

I was walking along a residential street when I saw a guy crying his eyes out, as he was mowing his overgrown front lawn. I said to him: "I don't like to pry but are you okay buddy ?". He wiped his...
12:08 Sun 15th Mar 20203 answers, last by marval 15:37 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

The Lady And The Pharmacist...............

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
11:21 Sun 15th Mar 20206 answers, last by Spicerack 15:45 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Samuraisan

Sqad

Does anybody know how Sqad is ?
22:10 Sat 14th Mar 202050 answers, last by jennyjoan 22:41 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

Out Of Sadness Comes People Like Cristiano

https://www.rt.com/sport/483180-cristiano-ronaldo-coronavirus-hotels-hospitals/ He’s good looking, he’s loaded but most of all , he’s kind with a big heart...
15:27 Sun 15th Mar 202020 answers, last by fcc 21:14 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Gromit

Should I Go To The Theatre Tonight ?

I have a ticket for a show tonight. The audience is 1200 (it’s sold out). The ticket only cost £5. Would you go, or stay at home ?...
09:33 Sun 15th Mar 202036 answers, last by marval 15:18 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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naomi24

Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining

I thought this was lovely. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51886547/coronavirus-italians-sing-from-their-windows-to-boost-morale...
23:01 Sat 14th Mar 20209 answers, last by waterboatman 05:52 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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Samuraisan

Showing Thanks And Respect

To all in the healthcare. This evening at 10.00 p.m. everyone in the town where I live went onto their balconies/patios and those outside stopped and clapped their hands in appreciation for what they...
21:15 Sat 14th Mar 202017 answers, last by maggiebee 14:28 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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albaqwerty

World Attitude To Covid

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to...
23:06 Sat 14th Mar 20208 answers, last by Patsy33 23:32 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Out In Africa.........

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to an African jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies...
19:20 Sat 14th Mar 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 21:32 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Crafty Wife..............

A husband walks into David Jones to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally,...
19:04 Sat 14th Mar 20201 answer, last by marval 19:12 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

Another Virus?

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17:54 Sat 14th Mar 20204 answers, last by marval 18:59 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Shaglene

Beware Of Older Women...........

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We...
18:56 Sat 14th Mar 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:42 Sun 15th Mar 2020
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melv16

I'm....

.... stork piling long legged birds...
09:49 Sat 14th Mar 202015 answers, last by marval 17:08 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

Well That Was The Holiday That Wasn’T :0(

Flights suspended from immediate effect ( Jet2 ) So unpacking it is then :0(...
11:03 Sat 14th Mar 202060 answers, last by shoota 20:42 Sat 14th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Customer Service Tact & Wit

A supermarket in Leek has officially banned a cat which often appears there, sleeping at the entrance or in the foyer itself. When a concerned customer enquired about rumours to this effect, the...
20:17 Fri 13th Mar 202010 answers, last by faryal 12:39 Tue 28th Apr 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 11

It looked easy to me this week - but it wasn't! After a couple of good weeks, I'm back to my bog standard score of 3 again :( Nice and easy for you lot to beat me then!...
20:25 Fri 13th Mar 202053 answers, last by Buenchico 19:28 Sat 14th Mar 2020

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