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Boy #1 has been invited to stand for one of the positions on the paramedic society’s committee at his university. He’s one of only two first year students who have been invited (the rest being the...
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Chipchopper
"If at first you don't succeed" then skydiving was probably the wrong choice for you....
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Chipchopper
I went to the library and asked the librarian behind the desk, where I could find the books on self help. She looked at me over her glasses and said: "If I was to tell you that, it would be defeating...
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Theland
The interviewer said to the two candidates who had just filled in a test paper, "Amazing. Thirty five questions and you both got the first thirty four right. But candidate number one gets the job."...
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Spicerack
I went to a combined Chinese New Year and Burns do. A Chinese Burns Night. I wasn't going to go but they twisted my arm....
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Cloverjo
Do you believe this ludicrous description of Gloria Hunniford’s “guardian angel”? Surely no one would leave their passports and precious things with a stranger with no idea of where she lived or...
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marval
I bought a new computer at the weekend. As soon as I switched it on it started to play the piano and sing "Hometown Glory." It's a Dell....
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Chipchopper
My landlord phoned me up and told me, he has to come round and discuss my astronomically high heating bill. So I said to him "My door is always open....
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welshtanner
You very kindly answered my question last week. I won £25!...
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Buenchico
Just a little good news story for fellow cat-lovers who might have missed it on the BBC website: https://tinyurl.com/wsew5s3 If I'd been lucky enough to adopt them, I'd have named them Starbuck, Costa...
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Blake_Wildfong
Have you ever talked on the phone for more than an hour?
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Denton
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-first-picture-three-children-21357831...
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Patsy33
My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life. I told her to sea kelp...
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Blake_Wildfong
Have you ever fallen asleep in a movie theater?
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Buenchico
Thanks to Tilly2 for taking the helm last week. Normal service is now resumed though, which means that I've scored a pathetic 3 out of 7 (which is even worse when you take into consideration that it's...
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pastafreak
I'd arranged to meet a former co-worker in town for a coffee...the first time for us. She never showed up, nor did she answer my text. I'm alternating between worrying if she is ok...and feeling...
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ladybirder
The wonderful surgeon who did my lung cancer operation at Guy's Hospital in December has told me I am now free of cancer, I don't need any further treatment and it won't return. I was so shocked and...
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dannyk13
A happy Burns Night to all Scottish Abers....
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Blake_Wildfong
Have you ever had a friend who shared the same birthday as you?
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Patsy33
I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive. We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood...

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