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sherrardk

Must Have Made A Good Impression

Boy #1 has been invited to stand for one of the positions on the paramedic society’s committee at his university. He’s one of only two first year students who have been invited (the rest being the...
17:22 Tue 28th Jan 202017 answers, last by rowanwitch 06:51 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Hobbies & Past Times

"If at first you don't succeed" then skydiving was probably the wrong choice for you....
14:49 Mon 27th Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 17:53 Mon 27th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

At The Library

I went to the library and asked the librarian behind the desk, where I could find the books on self help. She looked at me over her glasses and said: "If I was to tell you that, it would be defeating...
14:35 Mon 27th Jan 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:07 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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Theland

The Interview.

The interviewer said to the two candidates who had just filled in a test paper, "Amazing. Thirty five questions and you both got the first thirty four right. But candidate number one gets the job."...
14:15 Mon 27th Jan 20202 answers, last by zebo 16:33 Mon 27th Jan 2020
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Spicerack

Last Night...

I went to a combined Chinese New Year and Burns do. A Chinese Burns Night. I wasn't going to go but they twisted my arm....
19:31 Sun 26th Jan 20205 answers, last by marval 23:20 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Cloverjo

Paranormal

Do you believe this ludicrous description of Gloria Hunniford’s “guardian angel”? Surely no one would leave their passports and precious things with a stranger with no idea of where she lived or...
17:58 Sun 26th Jan 202045 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:59 Mon 27th Jan 2020
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marval

I Bought

I bought a new computer at the weekend. As soon as I switched it on it started to play the piano and sing "Hometown Glory." It's a Dell....
17:39 Sun 26th Jan 202010 answers, last by fiction-factory 20:45 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Heating Bi££

My landlord phoned me up and told me, he has to come round and discuss my astronomically high heating bill. So I said to him "My door is always open....
13:17 Sun 26th Jan 20204 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:10 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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welshtanner

Fao Elliemay1 And Lie In King

You very kindly answered my question last week. I won £25!...
18:01 Sat 25th Jan 20205 answers, last by marval 14:56 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Buenchico

Iced Coffee!

Just a little good news story for fellow cat-lovers who might have missed it on the BBC website: https://tinyurl.com/wsew5s3 If I'd been lucky enough to adopt them, I'd have named them Starbuck, Costa...
22:51 Sat 25th Jan 202010 answers, last by pastafreak 11:24 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Blake_Wildfong

Have You Ever #10

Have you ever talked on the phone for more than an hour?
17:11 Sat 25th Jan 202012 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:16 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Denton

Tragic.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-first-picture-three-children-21357831...
15:00 Sat 25th Jan 202016 answers, last by tiggerblue10 10:56 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

Unhealthy Obsession

My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life. I told her to sea kelp...
16:27 Fri 24th Jan 20206 answers, last by retrocop 14:16 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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Blake_Wildfong

Have You Ever #... Wait, What Number Is This?

Have you ever fallen asleep in a movie theater?
01:19 Sat 25th Jan 20207 answers, last by emmie 14:04 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 4

Thanks to Tilly2 for taking the helm last week. Normal service is now resumed though, which means that I've scored a pathetic 3 out of 7 (which is even worse when you take into consideration that it's...
18:57 Fri 24th Jan 202089 answers, last by Buenchico 17:12 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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pastafreak

Let Down

I'd arranged to meet a former co-worker in town for a coffee...the first time for us. She never showed up, nor did she answer my text. I'm alternating between worrying if she is ok...and feeling...
13:48 Sat 25th Jan 202014 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 15:25 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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ladybirder

Would You Believe It?

The wonderful surgeon who did my lung cancer operation at Guy's Hospital in December has told me I am now free of cancer, I don't need any further treatment and it won't return. I was so shocked and...
17:36 Fri 24th Jan 202062 answers, last by marval 13:50 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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dannyk13

Burns Night

A happy Burns Night to all Scottish Abers....
09:40 Sat 25th Jan 20204 answers, last by marval 13:48 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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Blake_Wildfong

Have You Ever #6

Have you ever had a friend who shared the same birthday as you?
05:05 Sat 25th Jan 202011 answers, last by marval 13:46 Sat 25th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

Online Dating

I wanted to try online dating, so I clicked around until I saw someone I found attractive. We started chatting, and everything was going great, until she told me her career is "professional blood...
12:18 Sat 25th Jan 202011 answers, last by EmmaWhite 14:58 Thu 25th Feb 2021

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