https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1676581.html My daughter has just phoned to say the woman who picked up her purse has handed it in to the bank. Wish she had done it sooner though...
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not...
The BBC are looking for contestants for a new game. The contestants will have to ride on horseback, carrying a lance. Competing against another player. All the while talking for sixty seconds on a...
A man wakes up in a hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on...
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the best-dressed...
I've just read that, apparently, the song that was number 1 on your 14th birthday defines your life. Mine was: Elvis - It's now or Never Not quite sure what that says about me? Join in, just a bit of...
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband,...
Bloke on LBC just said if we don't leave the EU he will leave the UK.
Eddie Mair asked him where he'll go?
His reply was somewhere in Europe.
You really can't make this sh** up....
https://news.sky.com/story/shamima-begum-is-bride-can-never-return-to-uk-says-home-secretary-priti-patel-11822516
There’s someone on now saying “ She was just a child”...
Where you are? (The great English obsession) Been Blackpool today. Don't think that I have ever driven in such 'wet' conditions. Driving up the M6 from Stoke, couldn't hardly see where I was going....
I’m a dark nights, love the coziness, everyone I know bemoans the fact the dark nights are upon us, I love the colours of Autumn and actually don’t mind Winter, I wonder if it’s because I was...
…. for best part of a week, my legs refused to work on Monday, would take no part in supporting me, was Blue Lighted into local big A & E, first stop was the Stroke Clinic, lots of Scans, Tests and...
Go buy a turkey. Take a drink of whisky (scotch). Put turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whisky. Set the degree at 375 ovens. Take 3 more whiskys of drink. Turn oven the on. Take 4 whisks of...
We had been given a gift voucher from daughter for a cruise on the river Severn. We had to go to Upton on Severn for it. It was a two hour cruise with a fish and chip lunch. We set off at 12.30. It...
. . . but still not too bad by my standards: 4 out of 7 for me (after getting the first three wrong) - but it's one of those weeks where it's impossible to score 0 (because one of the questions offers...