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Happy Birthday, Mamyalynne!

I hope you have a really lovely day :-)) x

Sheep Eating Plant In Cornwall..

and we're not talking mint here. https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/day-triffids-gets-real-horrific-3347081#source=push...

chrissa1

Strictly.

If you watched it, what did you think? I don’t think I’ve seen so many good quality dancers in the first week. They can only improve......and Kelvin Fletcher......phew!!...

DTCwordfan

Caution.....

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger...

Canary42

Carpenter Wanted

Carpenter urgently required, cabinet falling apart - Apply Cabinet Office, 10 Downing Street (no tools required, plenty there already).

hc4361

I believe that cats and dogs kept in rescue centres and shelters for more than 4 months should be humanely killed (put to sleep sounds better). I would never be cruel to an animal, my own dogs have...

pastafreak

I Gots Ears!!!

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/Nu7IwAs I can't stop laughing...:-))...

Buenchico

Friday Already?

It can't be, surely? They say that time seems to go faster as you get older so, given how quickly the weeks are flying by these days, I should probably change my screen name to Methuselah ;-) As it...

Spicerack

Monkeys

Mickey was on his way to the zoo to deliver a consignment of monkeys when his van breaks down. The monkeys really needed to get to the zoo so Mickey calls his friend Paddy. Mickey says: "Paddy, I'll...

Patsy33

Accidently..

Accidently rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have heinzsight .......

Spicerack

More Nostalgia

When I were a boy and Ferther worked down Yorkshire pit, Ma would always greet him with a cheery 'Ejaculate'.

murraymints

Happy Birthday Wolf 63

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo&t=108s many happies Wolf ! xx...

Bobbisox1

For Those Of Us Who Like A Bit Of Nostalgia

Back in the days of tanners and bobs, When Mothers had patience and Fathers had jobs. When football team families wore hand me down shoes, And T.V gave only two channels to choose. Back in the days of...

agchristie

A Hello And Thank You!

Big thank you to everyone who has asked after me.I am getting a lot of help and I still have a long way to go to get my head straight but your messages of support have been really kind. Hope you all...

queenofmean

Sad Day Today

It would have been mums (Nungate) Birthday. Woke up crying and I’m still crying. She wouldn’t want me to be sad so I’m going to go and find something to do that she would have wanted on her...

maggiebee

Breaking News

The High Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene at Parliament Square this Christmas. This is not for any religious reason. Apparently it proved impossible to find Three Wise Men in the...

Patsy33

Rhubarb

My mate gave me some manure to put on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still prefer custard.....

Canary42

David Cameron

Apparently David Cameron resigned so he could spend more time with his family - if he could remember which pub he left them in

Smowball

Teen Smow Has New Job!

It’s only a stop gap job until he finds a permanent career but the money is good and it’s only 30 mins from home so he is really really pleased. He just wants to be working ....

marval

Which Horse?

Barry Smith, an inveterate gambler and a Liverpool cab driver picked up a well-to-do oriental businessman from Liverpool John Lennon Airport. On the trip to Aintree racecourse he told Barry that he...

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