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A chicken farmer went to a local bar

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a...
10:58 Mon 17th Aug 20095 answers, last by marval 20:24 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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bossychloe

Inheritance and benefits?

Since her accident my has sister received income support benefit. She is soon due to receive an inheritance of approximately 20k. Does she have to declare this to the benefit office and will it effect...
19:04 Mon 17th Aug 200912 answers, last by liz69 11:50 Thu 09th May 2013
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McMouse

George Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I...
17:46 Mon 17th Aug 20094 answers, last by RunRedRiot 20:19 Tue 18th Aug 2009
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lubecki161

Does anyone....

like their Job? After recent events ive been analysing my life and if im making the most of it! I never thought id end up in a job i hate just so i can pay the bills! Id love nothing more than to get...
16:00 Mon 17th Aug 200924 answers, last by poodicat 17:31 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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capri-sun

paul's house....

who else has had a poo there?
16:55 Fri 14th Aug 200921 answers, last by grasscarp 21:50 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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powerfulpete

Tapioca Flour

Can anyone help please my partner has an allergy to wheat and cannot eat bread or anything cotaining wheat. We have puchased a bread maker with a gluton free setting but cannot find tapioca flour...
15:27 Mon 17th Aug 20095 answers, last by cherryelm 10:56 Wed 26th Aug 2009
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carlton23

Jacks Back

Jack and Jill went up the hill And planned to do some kissing Jack made a pass and grabbed Jills @ss Now all his teeth are missing.
12:25 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:32 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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carlton23

Now, Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun, Jill the dill Forgot her pill So now they have a son.
12:21 Mon 17th Aug 20093 answers, last by carlton23 12:49 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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carlton23

Mary`s little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead But she still take it to her school Between two chunks of bread.
11:58 Mon 17th Aug 20098 answers, last by marval 12:15 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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McMouse

When your girls leave home

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a...
17:08 Sun 16th Aug 20091 answer, last by marval 10:49 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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john1066

Peanut Butter

I was reading the label on my jar of Peanut Butter.And at the bottom it said "May contain nuts"! Do they think we're stupid or what?
14:16 Sun 16th Aug 20099 answers, last by weeal 18:27 Sun 16th Aug 2009
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babypeppie

this question is for every one which emotional eats.

how do you stop yourself from eating?
19:10 Fri 14th Aug 20099 answers, last by angiealf 11:04 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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EDDIE51

Storm Damage

Mr & Mrs Poliday had a daughter Anna. Anna's job was helping to run the floating dock at the nearby harbour. The dock was used to repair boats and it was Anna's pride and joy, she loved the job so...
21:57 Thu 13th Aug 20093 answers, last by marval 11:55 Fri 14th Aug 2009
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Mortartube

Trouble opening tinned food

Has anyone else experienced trouble opening tinned food with a can opener over the last year or so? I have tried a number of different tin openers and none seem to work too well (including one that...
18:47 Thu 13th Aug 20099 answers, last by angiealf 11:20 Mon 17th Aug 2009
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MWB

Help with labor pains.

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain...
12:00 Thu 13th Aug 20092 answers, last by babypeppie 23:21 Fri 14th Aug 2009
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Gromit

Neanderthal if you hate Brussel sprouts

Welcome to the silly season. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/evolution/6 019200/Scientists-discover-that-Neanderthals-h ated-Brussel-sprouts.html
11:19 Thu 13th Aug 200913 answers, last by Booldawg 15:08 Thu 13th Aug 2009
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DKnewsES

Revenge.

The baby P case three have now been officially named. Is it right to put their safety and possibly lives at risk?
14:51 Tue 11th Aug 200929 answers, last by MrsBobbins 21:29 Wed 12th Aug 2009
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marval

Messy

It was entertainment night at the Convention Centre and the assembly room was packed because none other than The Amazing Claude, the world's greatest hypnotist, was heading the evening's...
12:37 Mon 10th Aug 20099 answers, last by swanko 22:34 Tue 11th Aug 2009
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janzman

Annoying neighbours...

...like mine .Last night about 2.30am my neighbour was banging on my wall making a heckl of a din yelling and screaming at me for no apparent reason....mind you it didnt bother me too much as I was...
20:20 Tue 11th Aug 20092 answers, last by albaqwerty 21:48 Tue 11th Aug 2009
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richardjhoop

sh@ggy sheep story

A Welsh farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he...
00:20 Tue 11th Aug 20093 answers, last by Baller 14:49 Wed 12th Aug 2009

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