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Vaginal tuck

A woman comes round after having a vaginal tuck done, there were three bunches of flowers by her bedside, one was from her surgeon telling her everthing went fine, one from her husband telling her to...
23:57 Tue 08th Apr 20082 answers, last by China Doll 23:05 Thu 10th Apr 2008
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Wont walk on lead.

I have recently had a one year old female Chow, she is a a lovely dog in every way, except that she will not walk on a lead, after a few paces she sits down and will not budge for anything, i know...
21:45 Sun 04th Nov 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 23:57 Sun 04th Nov 2007
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Adult Catterbank.

its just an idea, but dont you think it would be a good idea to have chatterbank as it is now, then an Adult chatterbank that will tell ABers that the contents may contain posts of an explicit nature,...
23:17 Sun 28th Oct 200736 answers, last by legend760 00:52 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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Football section.

If we can not have the SAB back as it was, can i suggest that you replace that ridicules weather section with a football section to please the hundreds of AB football fans.
21:51 Tue 16th Oct 200717 answers, last by Marvelman 21:56 Wed 17th Oct 2007
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Improvement of AB,

We welcome suggestions to improve the Answer Bank is what ED states at the top of the page, does anyone know if ED has ever taken a suggestion and used it to improve AB ,
22:10 Sun 12th Aug 20077 answers, last by toonmilo 09:13 Mon 13th Aug 2007
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competition win.

I have won a competition, the prize is the weight of my penis in sweets, tomorrow i pick up a tic-tac.
00:20 Mon 06th Aug 2007
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What do you do.

What do you do if a bird sh!ts on your car? Dont take her out again.
23:13 Mon 18th Jun 2007
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Prostitutes talking.

Two prostitutes talking, one said, there's a strong smell of c?ck in here, the other one replied, sorry ive just belched.
21:35 Tue 17th Apr 20071 answer, last by nightmare 14:43 Thu 19th Apr 2007
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the Irish goalkeeper.

A woman was trapped with her baby on top of a burning house, she refused to throw the baby down incase the firemen droped it, out of the crowd stepped a six foot five, ruddy faced, curly hair'ed man,...
23:36 Thu 12th Apr 20071 answer, last by stewey 15:56 Sat 14th Apr 2007
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Pregnant.

A fourteen year old girl told her father that she was pregnant , her dad ,distraught, asked her who the father was, dad she replied, when you eat a can of beans and then fart, you dont know which bean...
21:45 Thu 22nd Mar 2007
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Aliens.

Just heard on the news that aliens have landed and are abducting males with a penis over twelve inches long, just thought i would say goodbye to you all.
01:09 Sun 04th Mar 20077 answers, last by carrust 20:48 Mon 05th Mar 2007
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Aliens,

Just heard on the news that aliens have landed and are abducting males with a penis over twelve inches long, just thought i would say goodbye to you all ,
00:57 Sun 04th Mar 20071 answer, last by kaylamay 00:50 Thu 08th Mar 2007
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Battleaxe

A middle aged old battleaxe went into the butchers and said in a loud voice, is that a pigs head you have got in the window, no replied the butcher its a mirror.
00:03 Wed 28th Feb 2007
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Toney Blair jogging.

Toney Blair went jogging every morning keeping to the same route, as he passed a certain house a prostitute would call out to him,fifty pounds and he would shout back ,a fiver, this happened every...
22:20 Fri 23rd Feb 2007
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small one.

A couple just finished making love for the first time, you have got a small organ said the woman, yes replied the man, but its never played in a cathedral before.
23:48 Sat 17th Feb 20071 answer, last by Marvelman 01:44 Mon 19th Feb 2007

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