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Well

If anything’s possible, what’s important?...
13:53 Mon 10th Jan 20226 answers, last by douglas9401 18:51 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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Imam, Rabbi And A Priest

Visit a Buddhist monetary and ask the first monk they meet “What’s going Om?”...
17:39 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Throwing A Sickie

Wong phones his boss at Chinese takeaway and says “I no come work today because I depressed.” Boss replies “when I’m depressed I just throw my wife on the bed and have sex until I feel better. You try...
15:41 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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A Dung Beetle

Walks up to a pub bar and asks “is this stool taken?”...
15:21 Thu 06th Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 15:34 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Password

> Enter new password ~ Chicken > Password must include a capital ~ Chickenkiev...
12:38 Thu 06th Jan 20223 answers, last by aelmpvw 12:46 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Ants Are Immune From Covid

Because they have little anty-bodies.
12:22 Thu 06th Jan 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 12:24 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Reach 100 Get Telegram From Queen

Reach 16 get Telegram from Duke of York
14:31 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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Another Death Notice

This chap dies and his widow calls the local paper to have a notice published. They ask her what she wants printed. She replies “Cohen Dead”. The tell her the minimum charge of £5 and for that she can...
16:54 Sat 01st Jan 202229 answers, last by choux 15:53 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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Outdoor Sex

What does a Spanish guy say to his girlfriend after they’ve made love in a meadow? Grassy ass....
15:16 Fri 31st Dec 20213 answers, last by Spicerack 15:28 Fri 31st Dec 2021
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Peking Duck

I’m thinking of ordering a a takeaway meal. Is Peking Duck risky with covid around?...
15:55 Mon 20th Dec 202118 answers, last by McMouse 17:54 Mon 20th Dec 2021
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Frog Tale

An old chap picks up a frog. The frog says “give me a kiss and I’ll turn into a beautiful Princess”. The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog says “why didn’t you kiss me?” “I’m 89” says the...
14:57 Mon 20th Dec 2021
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Spanish Lover

What does a Spanish chap say to his girlfriend after they’ve made love in a meadow? Grassy ass....
14:55 Tue 07th Dec 20211 answer, last by piggynose 15:04 Tue 07th Dec 2021
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Xmas Present

Bought Mrs McMouse a wooden leg for Christmas. Not her main present….just a stocking filler. I’ll get my coat....
13:52 Tue 07th Dec 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 14:03 Tue 07th Dec 2021
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Slough Berkshire

Is there anywhere in UK worse than this dump? Apart from Watford……....
17:37 Fri 26th Nov 202143 answers, last by Spicerack 20:08 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Cia Interrogation

Being pc the CIA no longer use the term “waterboarding”. It is now referred to as “Tactical Baptism”...
17:27 Fri 26th Nov 20215 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:49 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Who Remembers Sallabananas?

Back in day this place used to be a riot. Posters got suspended for baiting the Ed. There were major feuds between Abers sometimes leading to expulsion. By and large it was a laugh. Sqad would...
14:34 Fri 26th Nov 202121 answers, last by Bobbisox1 15:01 Fri 26th Nov 2021
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Migrant Vaccines

Should the French insist that migrants are jabbed before they take to their boats at Calais?
14:02 Fri 26th Nov 202110 answers, last by emmie 06:50 Sat 27th Nov 2021
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Pheasant

Is there any ethical distinction between getting pheasant from a butcher and road-kill?
15:13 Thu 25th Nov 202116 answers, last by AuntPG 18:35 Thu 25th Nov 2021
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Enhancing Video Clip

Have some video footage that shows a van hitting my garden wall and driving away. Need to identify reg no. Any suggestions on products to achieve this?
15:38 Wed 24th Nov 2021

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