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When she marriage.....

......she got a new name and a dress.
09:43 Wed 23rd May 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 11:04 Wed 23rd May 2012
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Friday Morning

Got out of bed, looked out the window and was amazed to see blue sky and bright sunshine. By the time I'd shaved, showered and got dressed it had clouded over and now looks set to rain. Grollocks....
09:11 Fri 11th May 20125 answers, last by mike11111 11:32 Fri 11th May 2012
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It's stopped raining....

...Is this an omen?
11:37 Wed 09th May 201214 answers, last by TOWIE 19:34 Wed 09th May 2012
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According to my tea leaves

It's going to rain.......
09:45 Wed 09th May 201214 answers, last by McMouse 11:11 Wed 09th May 2012
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The traffic warden's funeral.

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed “Im not dead, Im not dead, Let me out !” The vicar smiles, leans...
09:15 Wed 09th May 20125 answers, last by Infomaniac 20:29 Thu 10th May 2012
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It's Poets Day

Anyone up for an early drink?
09:42 Fri 04th May 201218 answers, last by MarkRae 12:39 Fri 04th May 2012
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Where is Sallabananas?

Has she done a flounce?
09:43 Tue 01st May 201215 answers, last by whiskeryron 14:10 Tue 01st May 2012
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Our village is quiet

Nothing like this.
10:38 Tue 17th Apr 201210 answers, last by wendylottie 11:24 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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What a day!

Won £25 on Premium Bond. Collected £15.30 place money for Seabass in Grand National. Had an OAP discount haircut. The excitement is overwhelming....
12:52 Mon 16th Apr 20125 answers, last by Arksided 15:24 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Thought for Monday

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on...
09:43 Mon 16th Apr 20124 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 21:07 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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Married Bliss!

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we...
16:49 Wed 11th Apr 20125 answers, last by Duncer 22:42 Wed 11th Apr 2012
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Just been to Watford....

.....makes High Wycombe seem civilised. What's your least favourite Town?
14:47 Mon 02nd Apr 201250 answers, last by owdhamer 21:01 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Thought for Monday

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of...
10:25 Mon 02nd Apr 20121 answer, last by marval 15:02 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Blue Tits nesting

We have at least three pairs of Blue Tips nesting in the garden, but my neighbour has Great Tits.
09:14 Fri 30th Mar 20128 answers, last by Slapshot 13:37 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network...
15:00 Wed 28th Mar 20125 answers, last by Dickythecook 21:36 Wed 28th Mar 2012
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Thought for the day

A young boy goes up to his father and asks him, 'Dad, what is the difference between "potentially" & "realistically"?' he thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your...
11:05 Wed 28th Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 12:17 Wed 28th Mar 2012
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Mailorder deliveries

Yesterday morning Mrs McM ordered a plastic compost bin and was offered free routine delivery, estimated 2 to 3 weeks or pay premium for next day. Opted for free delivery and it's just been delivered....
13:27 Fri 16th Mar 20126 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:42 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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Coloured Loo roll paper

For reasons I cannot fathom Mrs McM puts different coloured loo rolls by each toilet. I find the blue paper quite disconcerting, but I'm not sure why. Do any CBers have similar issues?
12:15 Fri 16th Mar 201245 answers, last by cazzz1975 22:10 Fri 16th Mar 2012
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Happy Birthday Paul III

1468 - Paul III, last Renaissance pope
11:05 Wed 29th Feb 20124 answers, last by anneasquith 12:45 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Diamond Jubilee Present for the Queen

Would you donate to an AB collection for a pressie for the Queen, and if so what do you think we should get her?
15:50 Mon 27th Feb 201225 answers, last by tenrec 19:44 Mon 27th Feb 2012

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