Some low life just pinched a pair of Mrs McM's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 clothes pegs back.
Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all of the Jews in Italy had to convert to Catholicism or leave the country. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community; so, the Pope offered a...
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the...
She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up...
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from...
A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. But just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young Scottish sailor...
A man goes into an Airfix shop and asks if they have a model of an Italian cruise liner. ‘Yes’ says the assistant, ‘Just one left’. ‘Will you put it on one side for me,...
