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Don't try this at home.....

My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling, with all the others I was awake." Hospital Visiting Hours are 3-4PM & 7-8PM...
15:22 Mon 28th Nov 20113 answers, last by em10 17:26 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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THE SYMPATHETIC SCOTSMAN

A Priest, a Doctor, a rich Businessman and a Scotsman were held up by a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The Doctor shouted to them, "I've never seen such poor golf!" The...
12:31 Sun 27th Nov 2011
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The Sun is Shining

the sky is blue, I've had my breakfast and now I'm off to the village shops. I'm planning to have a wonderful day and hope you all have one too.
10:34 Fri 25th Nov 20111 answer, last by D97x7 10:38 Fri 25th Nov 2011
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Cataract Surgery

Having a cataract done tomorrow morning......anyone have any experiences to share?
11:17 Thu 17th Nov 201121 answers, last by Euphemia 19:16 Sat 19th Nov 2011
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Chilcot Inquiry

So publication of the Chilcot Report is being delayed until next Summer. Start of the big coverup or what?
11:12 Thu 17th Nov 201111 answers, last by ichkeria 12:02 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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Modern Times

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm...
11:43 Wed 16th Nov 20116 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:08 Fri 18th Nov 2011
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UK Tax Guidance

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an...
11:39 Wed 16th Nov 20113 answers, last by buildersmate 14:09 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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What's the three words

you never want to hear while making love? "Honey, I'm home"...
12:11 Mon 14th Nov 20113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:38 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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Freddy Mercury

Just listening to a radio prog about Freddy Mercury. Can't believe he died 20 years ago.
11:56 Sat 12th Nov 201113 answers, last by beso 12:02 Sun 13th Nov 2011
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In Suffolk last week......

.... Stayed in Aldeburgh which was very nice. Visited Lowestoft which wasn't.
11:07 Thu 10th Nov 20115 answers, last by ruthann58 20:48 Thu 10th Nov 2011
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Remembrance

The soldier stood and faced God Which must always come to pass He hoped his boots were shining Just as brightly as his brass Step forward now you soldier How shall I deal with you Have you always...
10:54 Thu 10th Nov 20112 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 17:37 Fri 11th Nov 2011
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Forgot my glasses

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her...
11:41 Wed 09th Nov 20111 answer, last by marval 16:43 Wed 09th Nov 2011
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I MET MY NEW DOCTOR!

I went to the doctor's the other day and met my new doctor. She's young, female, not bad looking. I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just...
12:11 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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Irish Logic

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have had some theories on the matter.... The interview...
12:00 Mon 07th Nov 20113 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:26 Tue 08th Nov 2011
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AB Bonfire Night

Why not have an 'AB Bonfire Night' topic. Ed could start the fire and chucking a few unruly members on to get things going. After that would be a free-for-all until only well behaved folk were left to...
11:41 Thu 03rd Nov 201112 answers, last by vivandorron 15:44 Thu 03rd Nov 2011
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Ball Scourer required...

...Just bought some paint remover and on the tin it said, "once paint is loose, us a ball scourer to remove". Bloke in the hardware shop gave me a funny look when I asked him if he had one....
11:24 Thu 03rd Nov 20118 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:50 Thu 03rd Nov 2011
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Claude the Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."...
12:23 Mon 31st Oct 20112 answers, last by marval 15:37 Mon 31st Oct 2011
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THE SCOTTISH COW

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Scotland .. It was wonderful, produced lots...
09:52 Mon 24th Oct 20116 answers, last by craft1948 16:58 Mon 24th Oct 2011
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Official Result.....McMouse 1, Grim Reaper 0

Greetings good CB fold, now home and on the mend. Vision a bit distorted so will not be posting much for a bit
10:52 Mon 25th Jul 201120 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:06 Mon 25th Jul 2011

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