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Why is making a clean breast....

regarded as confession?
16:03 Tue 19th Apr 20114 answers, last by boxtops 16:51 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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For the self possessed

Tesco's have Holy Water on special offer. A sort of bogof that works on strange end of the world thingies.
10:31 Tue 19th Apr 201112 answers, last by pa___ul3 11:17 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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It's not really funny but made me laugh..

I saw someone dressed in a burka get on a bus and they were wearing brightly coloured hooped socks and Nike trainers. It just seemed hilarious at the time.
09:28 Tue 19th Apr 201126 answers, last by LoftyLottie 14:42 Tue 19th Apr 2011
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Is eating humble pie.....

....an acceptable topic for CB or will Ed banish it to F & D?
16:08 Mon 18th Apr 20119 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 16:15 Mon 18th Apr 2011
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Bobbisox I know you're active again......

......so where are you? Expose yourself woman.
11:20 Mon 18th Apr 201178 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:38 Mon 18th Apr 2011
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Having difficulty typing.......

....Lost the end of my finger while chopping ingredients for chutney. I'm really in a bit of a pickle now.
09:15 Mon 18th Apr 201117 answers, last by Ellipsis 10:21 Mon 18th Apr 2011
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Just imagine the outcry......

.....if this was written today. When I served in the 1950's the following was a standard form of address for social occasions. "Officers and their ladies", "non-commissioned officers...
16:13 Thu 14th Apr 20115 answers, last by Steve.5 18:55 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Another lost day?

District nurse comes twice a week to dress an ulcer on the MIL's leg. She used to come between 10 and 10.30 a.m. but has now been told by her management to vary her regular appointments so as to...
10:30 Thu 14th Apr 201112 answers, last by wolf63 12:31 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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If one swallow does not....

....a summer make. What does?
09:26 Thu 14th Apr 20116 answers, last by Dee Sa 10:37 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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What's the difference between......

....a kangaroo and a kangaroot? The second is what a Geordie says when he's stuck in a lift....
09:03 Tue 12th Apr 20113 answers, last by ttfn 17:16 Tue 12th Apr 2011
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There's a spot on my knob.........

.......that I just can't get to shine. I've tried Brasso and Duraglit, but the door knob still looks tarnished in places. What to do?
09:41 Fri 08th Apr 20119 answers, last by mamyalynne 12:38 Fri 08th Apr 2011
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Should incest between

consenting adults be accepted if pregnancy isn't possible?
11:27 Fri 01st Apr 201139 answers, last by RATTER15 10:57 Sat 02nd Apr 2011
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Are you responsible salla?

Saw a ping pong ball when I crossed the Green this morning.
11:13 Wed 30th Mar 2011
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Must be Spring......

togged down to 4.5 duvet at the weekend.
17:16 Tue 29th Mar 201121 answers, last by sammmo 18:35 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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All the avatars seem to have gone awol....

anyone know what's going on?
11:19 Tue 29th Mar 20119 answers, last by pixi- 11:27 Tue 29th Mar 2011
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Cheap Flights

This cracked me up.
13:42 Fri 25th Mar 20115 answers, last by ummmm 15:24 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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They still don't get it.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-12852926...
11:48 Fri 25th Mar 20111 answer, last by andy-hughes 13:09 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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As a child I was told it would affect my eyesight.......

.......if I tried to read in the dark. Anyone else hear this?
16:27 Thu 24th Mar 201120 answers, last by McMouse 16:49 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Fuel costs for commercial vehicles.

Keep hearing transport companies and their drivers complaining about how the high cost of fuel is driving them out of business. Why the hell don't they stop the motors when they make deliveries. Just...
10:43 Thu 24th Mar 20116 answers, last by redcrx 20:02 Thu 24th Mar 2011

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