........tattoo and location you have come across? I once saw a chap with a tattoo on his back with hounds chasing a fox that was half into his backside.
When asked where she worked. A woman was interviewed on Radio 4 yesterday about her job as a lock keeper for British Waterways close to the 2012 Olympic site. Has anyone come across any interesting...
Waiting in checkout queue and the woman at the front is on her mobile, then she fishes in her bag and grabs a load of discount coupons and then carries on with her conversation. Checkout lady scans...
"If I was just popping into Pound Shop I'd put a coat on over my nightie and keep my slippers on...... mind you if I was going to ASDA I'd get dressed and put some lippy on"
I am the Recruiting Officer for The Space Corps and I am looking for candidates for our rigorous training programme. The ideal person will be young and have previous experience of marching and weapons...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has...
An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot'. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. 'Incredible'he says,...
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.. As it happened, he...
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:...
Ma-in-Law received her renewed blue badge today and I read the leaflet that came with it. It seems (provided she is in the car) we don't have to pay the London congestion charge, may park on double...
