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Sheep Sha66er

A guy gets stranded on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After 3 months he's horny as hell & the sheep starts looking good to him. He decides what the hell, he's going to f**k the sheep, but...
19:20 Mon 11th Jan 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 21:36 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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"Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,"

said Tom fearlessly.
18:21 Mon 11th Jan 201014 answers, last by craft1948 19:49 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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Am I bisexual?

Just because I said bye to sex.
17:16 Mon 11th Jan 201016 answers, last by Androcles 17:50 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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Never lie to your Mother

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's flatmate, Jennifer, was. Ben's Mum had long been suspicious of the...
12:47 Mon 11th Jan 20105 answers, last by sallabananas 14:12 Tue 12th Jan 2010
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Q: What's more full of s**t than Gordon Brown?

A: Zimbabwe's water supply
17:07 Thu 07th Jan 201010 answers, last by Ankou 17:52 Thu 07th Jan 2010
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Seasonal Cheer

Gordon Brown and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Gordon told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the...
17:31 Wed 06th Jan 20101 answer, last by another-view 17:31 Wed 06th Jan 2010
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Pregnant daughter

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing,...
12:02 Tue 22nd Dec 20092 answers, last by marval 14:34 Tue 22nd Dec 2009
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Taking the P*ss

John Lewis are asking £235 for a Mont Blanc ball-pen. It comes with a black refill as standard. I asked if they would exchange it for mid blue and they agreed if I paid an extra £4.60....
11:55 Mon 21st Dec 200941 answers, last by sara3 13:06 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Try this at home

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went fishing.
11:36 Mon 21st Dec 20092 answers, last by another-view 13:39 Mon 21st Dec 2009
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Leaving Home

A father entered his daughter’s bedroom and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands. Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that...
16:38 Sun 20th Dec 20091 answer, last by marval 16:58 Sun 20th Dec 2009
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Well, well

The Soviet propaganda ministry ordered 10 million condoms from an American manufacturer, all 16" long and 5" in diameter. The American manufacturer filled the order, sending the merchandise...
14:31 Tue 15th Dec 20092 answers, last by -LOLlipopman- 00:46 Thu 17th Dec 2009
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If it's good to have Roses on your piano

it's even better to have Tulips on your organ
14:12 Tue 15th Dec 20095 answers, last by Zacsmaster 14:18 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Is the length of a minute

dependent on what side of the bathroom door you're on?
13:21 Tue 15th Dec 20096 answers, last by pericat 13:59 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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If there any albino black people

What colour do they think they are?
12:44 Tue 15th Dec 200913 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:00 Tue 15th Dec 2009
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Perfect Rugby Moment

I went in a pub and sat down next to the most stunning woman I've ever seen. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show. She said 'hello” and took my hand...
17:21 Sun 06th Dec 20092 answers, last by craft1948 19:05 Sun 06th Dec 2009
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One to try at home

A women approaches the counter at a pet shop to pay for some cat litter and tins of food. By the counter is a box with six frogs in it. On the front of the box was written: Cunnilingus Frog - Orgasms...
13:28 Wed 25th Nov 20092 answers, last by x_x_x_1 22:18 Thu 26th Nov 2009
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Maybe I should get out more

Whilst dining at a resturaunt a man was choosing his Squid from the tank. Finally he noticed a small mild-green coloured squid with a hairy protruding lip hiding at the bottom of the tank. Having...
12:58 Wed 25th Nov 20091 answer, last by marval 23:39 Wed 25th Nov 2009
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Don't try this at home

A lobbyist on his way home from working in Parliament came to a stop in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic jam seems worse than usual." Then he noticed a police officer...
12:46 Wed 25th Nov 20091 answer, last by mollykins 17:26 Wed 25th Nov 2009

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