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I've taken up jogging

So I can hear heavy breathing again!
17:02 Mon 15th Feb 201017 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 18:54 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Oysters are not aphrodisiacs

Mrs McMouse prepared 12 oysters for our Valentines Meal. Only five worked, the rest were duds.
12:26 Mon 15th Feb 20106 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:42 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Were Captain Hornblower

and Admiral *** Nelson shipmates?
18:06 Wed 10th Feb 20101 answer, last by McMouse 18:08 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Thinking of having a tattoo

他妈的编辑器 and advice on colours?
17:12 Wed 10th Feb 201016 answers, last by ChuckFickens 18:35 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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When threads disappear

where do they go?
16:49 Wed 10th Feb 201018 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:33 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Messy Rear Entry

Clumsy binmen again.
14:48 Wed 10th Feb 201028 answers, last by tonyted 15:14 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Exclusive thread

For CBers who have not posted on any BBBE99 thread.
13:53 Wed 10th Feb 201019 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:19 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Toyota problems

Spokesman for Toyota was on the news this morning. He referred to customers and their "recall experience" . Talk about putting a spin on things!
13:19 Wed 10th Feb 20103 answers, last by chas2008 14:49 Thu 11th Feb 2010
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Anyone for Elevenses?

I'm having a bacon bap.
12:05 Wed 10th Feb 201014 answers, last by Slapshot 12:25 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Plumbers Tool

We're having the boiler serviced and Mrs McM asked me if I'd seen the plumbers tool.
10:50 Wed 10th Feb 201020 answers, last by McMouse 11:43 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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What is the most insulting thing to say to someone

without using obscene language?
19:26 Tue 09th Feb 201026 answers, last by 123everton 21:10 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Cosmetic Surgery

My wife asked for a facelift for her birthday. The surgeon took one look at her and then smashed her in the face with a baseball bat. The improvement was amazing....
18:44 Tue 09th Feb 20101 answer, last by benny3008 18:45 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Is 4 years enough

for a lying cop?
13:50 Tue 09th Feb 201020 answers, last by fredpuli47 00:57 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Anyone fancy

a quickie?
12:30 Tue 09th Feb 201010 answers, last by pericat 13:05 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Was Moses a cunning linguist?

as the Bible describes him as "Parting the Red Sea"
17:22 Mon 08th Feb 201011 answers, last by Noraq 19:56 Mon 08th Feb 2010
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Family Joke

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey’s lawyer rings him up and says "Look here Mickey, I’ve just been looking at those papers you filled in, and we’ve got...
19:22 Fri 05th Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 20:12 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Heathrow Airport

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself: "Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which...
19:20 Fri 05th Feb 20101 answer, last by mollykins 20:37 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Redneck Medical Terms

Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome Cat...
17:00 Fri 05th Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 17:02 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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I must get out more

Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one, "I've lost an electron! The 2nd atom replies, "Are you sure?" Says the 1st atom, "I'm positive."...
19:29 Thu 04th Feb 20101 answer, last by marval 19:30 Thu 04th Feb 2010

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