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Alcohol

A boy is born without a body, only a head. For his 18th birthday his father, takes him to a bar for a drink. The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head....
12:29 Mon 01st Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 21:04 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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Cosmetic Surgery

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the...
12:23 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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Lemon entry dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...
12:12 Mon 01st Jun 20092 answers, last by marval 21:03 Mon 01st Jun 2009
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For sale

Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
18:54 Fri 29th May 20094 answers, last by Lord Unstone 17:56 Sat 30th May 2009
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Is reading in the loo

considered multi-tasking?
18:52 Fri 29th May 200930 answers, last by sn�gs 19:46 Fri 29th May 2009
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Irish Computer Virus

Dear Receiver, You have just received an Irish virus. Since we are not so technologically advanced in Ireland, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send...
13:54 Wed 27th May 20091 answer, last by squarebear 13:56 Wed 27th May 2009
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post graduate questions

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"...
16:22 Tue 26th May 20091 answer, last by bednobs 21:47 Tue 26th May 2009
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Join the Queue

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were...
16:13 Tue 26th May 2009
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Hard life

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbour was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be...
15:26 Tue 26th May 20096 answers, last by Fink-Knottle 19:19 Thu 28th May 2009
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A Child's Prayer

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was...
13:16 Tue 26th May 20091 answer, last by marval 13:56 Tue 26th May 2009
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Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They...
13:04 Tue 26th May 20092 answers, last by marval 13:55 Tue 26th May 2009
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A Message For The Manager

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring...
12:56 Tue 26th May 20091 answer, last by Ilovemypies 13:01 Tue 26th May 2009
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What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A Fjord Escort
12:47 Fri 22nd May 20092 answers, last by wasp 19:55 Fri 22nd May 2009
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Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men?

It changes your DNA.
12:25 Fri 22nd May 20093 answers, last by monkeyeyes 13:09 Fri 22nd May 2009
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Well it's Friday

A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"...
12:14 Fri 22nd May 20091 answer, last by SuDFB 12:39 Fri 22nd May 2009
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Is 668

The Neighbour of the Beast?
11:37 Fri 22nd May 20097 answers, last by ELVIS68 02:25 Sat 23rd May 2009
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Little Child's Prayer

"Dear God, This year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer. Amen"!
15:23 Thu 21st May 20093 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:46 Thu 21st May 2009
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If quizzes are quizzical

what are tests?
14:38 Thu 21st May 20095 answers, last by Charisse 18:52 Thu 21st May 2009
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Buy British

"Y'all got any American razor blades in here?" the Texan asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn Wilkinsons." "Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has been producing the...
14:30 Thu 21st May 2009
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Thursday quickie

An Arab has been found dead at the bottom of Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. Apparently it was a suicide bummer.
12:10 Thu 21st May 20093 answers, last by squarebear 11:57 Fri 22nd May 2009

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