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McMouse

Advance Apology

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he...
10:22 Thu 13th Nov 201411 answers, last by McMouse 10:52 Thu 13th Nov 2014
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Given my latest sewing mishaps, can you take a song, book title or film and make it into something sewing related? I'll start with the song - O Sew Le Mio...
09:58 Tue 11th Nov 201456 answers, last by marval 16:56 Tue 11th Nov 2014
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factor-fiction

Socks

Wildwood's query about dice and probabilities reminded me of a problem I came across recently which showed that even fairly able mathematicians can get confused by probability. Suppose you have a sock...
09:39 Mon 27th Oct 201454 answers, last by McMouse 11:06 Thu 30th Oct 2014
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Ric.ror

Henry 1V

Can anyone give me one good line to describe these plays?
11:08 Wed 22nd Oct 201422 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:48 Wed 22nd Oct 2014
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Bazile

5P Per Bag North Of The Border

Lets assume the average shopper uses 5 carrier bags - Is 5p per carrier bag going to deter the vast amount of shoppers ? Nice little earner for charities though - 40 Million Pounds potentially . Would...
11:37 Mon 20th Oct 201456 answers, last by Tilly2 20:36 Mon 20th Oct 2014
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mrs_overall

Childhood

Here are some of my memories - how many of these did you experience? 1. Ice on the [i]inside[i] of the bedroom window in the winter 2. Piling coats on the bed to keep warm 3. Putting cardboard insoles...
10:11 Wed 15th Oct 201489 answers, last by mikey4444 08:51 Thu 16th Oct 2014
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TWR

Unruly Passengers

Good morning all, in the passed there has been reports of drunken, unruly passengers on flight's from Europe / International, also steward's getting abused / assaulted, should all airlines ban these...
07:39 Wed 01st Oct 201471 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:28 Wed 01st Oct 2014
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Bazile

Expensive Business

''Every time i say i love you , it costs me another house '' Lionel Ritchie responding to the question on BBC breakfast - ''are you going to fall in love again ? '' What amusing quotes can you...
11:45 Mon 29th Sep 20142 answers, last by carrust 15:14 Mon 29th Sep 2014
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Ric.ror

Its The Age Old Problem

I want the office windows open but everyone else is cold No they are not cold they are FREEZING...
12:47 Tue 23rd Sep 201434 answers, last by atalanta 16:36 Tue 23rd Sep 2014
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weecalf

Cant Think Of Word

Whats the word for giving family preference over others in say employment....
10:12 Thu 18th Sep 20147 answers, last by weecalf 10:46 Thu 18th Sep 2014
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boxtops

The Top Five Regrets.....

This is a little sobering for this time of the morning, but gives considerable food for thought. Would you agree with this nurse's experience of her patients' deathbed regrets? Personally, although...
09:00 Wed 17th Sep 201428 answers, last by Slapshot 02:01 Thu 18th Sep 2014
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Matheous-2

Is This True?

My wife insists you cannot reheat a homemade soup containing onions or vinegar! Is this true?
09:00 Tue 09th Sep 201416 answers, last by Matheous-2 16:44 Tue 09th Sep 2014
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McMouse

Condom History:

And yet another interesting piece of history: In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the...
09:55 Mon 08th Sep 201412 answers, last by carrust 20:14 Mon 08th Sep 2014
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weecalf

Have You Been Brave Enough

Have you been brave enough to call your child or even think about call your child unusual name .I wanted to call the son Elliott but wife said no way ,one silly name in the family is enough .(sorry to...
09:13 Thu 04th Sep 201463 answers, last by jeffa 00:53 Fri 05th Sep 2014
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joggerjayne

Chicken Bum Eggs

So Mums has these chickens. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway, we have this joke about not eating boiled eggs when you've seen the chickens who produced the eggs from their butts. But today ... I have made...
07:24 Tue 02nd Sep 201473 answers, last by Baldric 17:06 Wed 03rd Sep 2014
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naomi24

If The Rest Of The Country Had A Vote On Scottish Independence ….

…. do you think the ‘Ayes’ would have it?...
08:27 Tue 02nd Sep 201488 answers, last by Ellipsis 23:36 Thu 04th Sep 2014
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oldbillbuck

Like The New Adverts?

I see that AB pages are sporting russian adverts, is this a move to more liberal adverts or has AB been hacked again?
09:22 Fri 29th Aug 201422 answers, last by Mamyalynne 11:54 Fri 29th Aug 2014
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sp1814

Zara And The Star Of David

This seems like a simple oversight. http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/aug/27/zara-removes-striped-pyjamas-with-yellow-star-following-online-outrage But what is it with newspapers nowadays? Are...
09:44 Thu 28th Aug 201476 answers, last by agchristie 00:49 Fri 29th Aug 2014
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weecalf

Just For Fun

For it seems like years the song had the line see you later alligator ,see you in a while crocodile .I was have a little chat with grandson about this and decided could we come up with others .So came...
10:24 Tue 26th Aug 201450 answers, last by mazie 14:17 Tue 26th Aug 2014
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EcclesCake

Can I Scrounge Some Bacon?

I've just aqua-planed my way back from the supermarket to discover I forgot to buy any bacon for tonight's dinner. It is absolutely horrendous out there and I am not going out again. Fingers crossed I...
10:51 Tue 26th Aug 201414 answers, last by mazie 13:48 Tue 26th Aug 2014

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