I am going to try and write a short crime novel and i have a first line i think may entice the browser to read on. The line is "I was down the wrong end of the bath when I felt a cold tap on my...
For all yesterday's birthday good wishes. Hope you had a good one too FG. Thanks for the poetic licence(s) and yes - I raised quite a few glasses in toasts to life, love, health and happiness. I was...
Forget about racists - what about northernist? Or does no one care if we poke fun at half the country, portraying those north of Watford as poor unhealthy and thick? Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse...
I was lying in bed earlier reading my Bella magazine and there was a sharp pain in my leg. I scratched it but it kept getting more and more painful. Later I found a dying wasp or bee on the bed. It...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!” And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went...
I have a fair idea, thanks to hollywood, (aying that it is prob completely wrong in that case), but say for instance, you suddenly found yourself in outerspace, without a suit, what exactly would...
I am trying to get hold of the instruction/recipe book for my Amazing Bullet. There seems to be a lot of sites, mainly Chinese, And they all offer everything but what I want. Any suggestions welcomed....
This could be then? http://www.dailymail....aign-facing-jail.html Granted it's The Mail, ,but still, good for a Tuesday morning gossip. Now, it keeps saying International, and im assuming British, so...