On a whim I picked up bottle of Vosene in a pound shop at the weekend (well it was only ... errr ... £1). Using it today was like a trip back to my childhood - the power of a smell/scent to evoke...
Today's challenge is to take a famous name, character, book or film (I am being generous to you this morning) and change it slightly to incorporate an illness, disease or medicine. I'll start with One...
If you see this number ringing you, don't answer :::
020 3375 6307
Another scammer that ended the call as soon as I asked how he got my private Mobile number....
Take a well known person or character and change their name slightly to incorporate an item of clothing.
I'll start the ball rolling with Knickerless Parsons...
Is this justified?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iranian-court-rules-man-who-blinded-girl-in-acid-attack-must-have-his-eyes-gouged-out-and-nose-cut-off-9171190.html...
I am rather partial to a fishfinger and tartare sauce sandwich or surimi crabstick and salad cream. I really wish someone would invent a salted caramel chocolate spread? What are your weird sandwich...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/denmark-bans-halal-and-kosher-slaughter-as-minister-says-animal-rights-come-before-religion-9135580.html
Hope this happens in the UK :)...
Is this a new Danish zoo sport? another giraffe may be due for unnecessary slaughter at a second Danish zoo just because they got their breeding programme wrong. I'm sure lots of zoos across the world...
Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired;
And asked to explain why she was hired.
"The executive's dong
Is only four inches long.
I thought shorthand was all he required"...
The best bit of news I have heard for a long time that the citizeneship will be taken of terrorist's. now we can send them back to the muslim countrys they love so much