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rowanwitch

If you had to write a 'small ad ' for a lonely hearts column ...

How would you advertise yourself....you can only afford the basic 40 word ad.....
13:04 Fri 09th Jul 201026 answers, last by Greedyfly 15:14 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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R1Geezer

Yep it's another belter from the religion of peace.....

http://tinyurl.com/3xnqsmm Looks like TROP are up to their usual tricks. No doubt the standard Islam apoligists will be justifying the stoning. Is this a chance for islam to improve their image by...
15:14 Thu 08th Jul 201063 answers, last by another-view 19:30 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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McMouse

We are taught not to repeat gossip.

What are you supposed to do with it then?
12:31 Fri 09th Jul 20109 answers, last by McMouse 13:05 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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craft1948

Confused......

My dyslexic friend has been arrested in South Africa..............he was apparently attempting to blow a zulu's v ulva...............
12:19 Thu 08th Jul 20108 answers, last by another-view 13:46 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Connemmara

junior doctor

Just found out my friend's son of 22 who graduated on Monday there as junior doctor will be on a salary of £35,000 a year - what will he earn a month with everything taking out of it. I sure am...
11:08 Fri 09th Jul 201011 answers, last by hc4361 13:42 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Steve.5

Try this one for Sunday

They struggled in the sports section with this one. Concerning the opposition. Hollands apearance in Sundays final, will be a first, in what aspect?...
12:15 Fri 09th Jul 201017 answers, last by redman41 14:31 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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chirpychirpy

private medical consultation

we all know that when you visit a GP, the resulting notes are available for insurance / mortgage companies, etc, to see. if you see a doctor privately, can you avoid the notes not being made available...
08:23 Fri 09th Jul 20108 answers, last by Sqad 18:30 Sat 10th Jul 2010
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Bbbananas

Would you miss this site...

..if it disbanded? I would. This site has given me so many laughs - literally Laugh Out Loud moments, and ok we're only virtual friends on here 'n all that, but it does seem as though I have got to...
08:14 Fri 09th Jul 201080 answers, last by McMouse 11:50 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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gina32

circumciision

have any of you had your son circumsised, was it medical and did it help, were they in pain afterwards and at what age? thanks
11:10 Fri 09th Jul 201021 answers, last by ladyalex 17:17 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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McMouse

Why are wrong numbers

never engaged?
10:18 Fri 09th Jul 20108 answers, last by mccfluff 10:26 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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McMouse

Have a good day!

Pillock in the papershop says this to every person he serves. This morning I told him I would settle for an adequate day. He seemed non plussed.
09:19 Fri 09th Jul 20109 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:08 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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jeraldo

Strange box on wall

Have moved in to an old house which has a strange box coming out of the wall on a bracket. It seems like a galvanised box around 8 inches square and a pipe going up into the eaves of the house. On the...
08:19 Fri 09th Jul 20102 answers, last by McMouse 09:32 Fri 09th Jul 2010
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Bbbananas

You're in your late 40's...

what would you prefer: a partner who really is not very proficient sexually, doesn't really turn you on, but is caring, thoughtful, generous and you have a good time together. Or a partner who is...
13:45 Thu 08th Jul 201095 answers, last by China Doll 17:16 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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McMouse

If I was obscenely wealthy

and whilst out in the Roller suddenly felt suicidal and instructed James the chauffeur to drive off a cliff. What do you think the coroners verdict would be?
13:07 Thu 08th Jul 201019 answers, last by rowanwitch 14:24 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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OrcadianOil

Court Rules In Favour Of "Gay" Asylum Seekers.

A Supreme Court ruling has allowed two homosexuals, from Cameroon and Iran respectively, to gain asylum here in the UK because they claimed that being sent back to their own countries would be...
02:57 Thu 08th Jul 201084 answers, last by rov1200 16:45 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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TWR

Have the clowns dropped a B@@@@lock?

What have the Lib Dem done? has Cams side kick dropped the biggest clanger of his career? is this the end of the Lib Dem? how many of you voted for the Tories & now regret it?
12:55 Thu 08th Jul 201012 answers, last by Garmard 14:57 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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dustypuss

One line philosophy please

I will start Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge , Others just gargle. Anon...
19:42 Wed 07th Jul 201073 answers, last by tastymorsel 16:52 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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modeller

UK Soft Benefit System

Every week we hear different excuses from African asylum seekers as to why they come to the UK depite the fact we are the furthest country away from Africa. Just leave aside for the moment any...
12:03 Thu 08th Jul 201018 answers, last by rov1200 16:59 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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rowanwitch

Femininity....discuss...if you fancy arguing...

I define myself as femme...basically a feminine lesbian, I like nice clothes, make up, being pampered... I sew, cook and like nice things around me but some would say due to my sexual preference I am...
11:59 Thu 08th Jul 2010265 answers, last by mamyalynne 19:32 Thu 08th Jul 2010
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chas2008

INCAPACITY BENEFIT

incapacity benefit (or whatever its now called) after SSP, is it subject to the amount of savings you have ?
11:42 Thu 08th Jul 201015 answers, last by buildersmate 08:25 Fri 09th Jul 2010

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