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slinky.kate

meatballs

spaghetti and meatballs tonight,smells lovely

moore890

what is the best drink to BUY for a lady on a night out?

anotheoldgit

Halt to the cheese rolling event after 200years

http://www.dailymail....celled-200-years.html Yet another perfectly "Batty English" tradition brought to a halt after 200 years. What next "Shrove Tuesday Football", "Pancake...

Bobbisox

What is a.... woolly-minded, left-wing, tree-hugging socialists

Seen this over in the BNP thread, wooly minded, left wing..ok! but what is a tree-hugging socialist..lol Ummm reckons it's a socialist that goes round hugging the trees? Is she right? PMSL Bobbi...

McMouse

Poet's Day Chicken Recipe

A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?" "Yes," the man replies. "Im just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special, sir. We...

NoMercy

Fire my ass !

Imagine I am your employee. You can fire me for whatever reason you like. So carry on by firing the poster above you - like I said - for whatever reason you choose. "Fired for wearing granny...

R1Geezer

What is the correct pronunciation of Chile?

I've noticed that news readers are now referring to a place called Chillay. Now I always thought it rhymmed with Chilly! Not an earth shattering question but some welcome light relief among the heavy...

ahmskunnirt

BNP Teachers: Should They Be Banned?

A commissioned government report has recommended that teachers found to be BNP members should not be banned and can remain in their chosen profession. Ministers have accepted the recommendations. A...

anotheoldgit

Baroness escapes criminal charges.

http://www.dailymail....escapes-criminal-char I would have made a fortune if I could have found a bookie willing to take my bet....

carrust

Para-normal

A friend of mine in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 yrs. He has recently married a local girl who can; wash-up with one hand, cook with the other, dust with a...

Sandy-Wroe

Jehovah's witnesses. I'm sick of hiding behind the sofa when they walk up the garden path.

How do you get rid of them?

CARABINT

I never forget a face....

but in your case i'll make an exception........groucho marx........ anymore pearls of wisdom?...

rov1200

£180bn Debt

If I refuse to pay my council tax on time I am threatened with court action, a hefty fine and baliffs. If I was allowed to delay my payments I could continue splashing out on life's essentials. Why is...

CARABINT

apart from me........

who is the sexiest threader on AB?

mrs_overall

What was your most embarrassing injury/mishap?

Reading how salla stabbed her eye with a sausage on a stick reminded me of the time I half swallowed a cocktail parasol in a Greek bar and nearly choked to death.

Bbbananas

I won the lottery last night...

... and I want to hire a gigilo for the weekend. Any takers?

rov1200

Mosque overlooking Sandhurst?

With a mosque and its minorets standing over 100' high overlooking Sandhurst where our Army officers are trained is the planning of it just inflammatory? Fortunately the planning has just been turned...

dmax

how to stop meatloaf sticking to tin foil

i made a meatloaf/ stuffing last night , done it in the oven wrapped in tin foil , took it out and the bottom was completewly black and stuck to the foil, what is best way of avoiding this in future,...

chakka35

Am I very clever or is it a coincidence?

At least ten years ago I predicted that the EU common currency system would show its first crack early in the second decade of the 21st Century, when one of the PIIGS countries (Portugal, Italy,...

sherminator

Things I think are hilarious!

Noo Labour? what does that term even mean? when you change new to noo how does that mock Labour(Which i assume thats what is meant to do?) Noo isnt even a word? Its just something that sounds...

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