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Unexplained happening with cooker ! Serious replies only please.

My cooker has a ceramic hob and the other day I was cooking some mince. It was uncovered and only on a gentle simmer. Suddenly there was a huge bang and when i rushed into the kitchen there was mince...

R1Geezer

Discouraging smoking

Why are they tinkering at the edges with this plain packaging h0rsh1t? Make them £100 a pack! and add £10 each budget, sorted! Most kids can't afford that we extract a load more tax from...

x799sej

Dance group name ideas

Hi we have a mixed dance group of twelve children and are looking for ideas for a name for our group. They are aged between five and six it has to be in welsh but any ideas in english would be great...

blondieb

hair

why does my hair go static and flyaway, im fed up with it, its just strated to do this as soon as i touch it with my hands it stands out and flys away it feels awful

docspock

3 cheers for the Doc

hip hip.

scrummyyummy

What's that slime in spring onions

Why do spring onions have that horrible slimey stuff inside the green part? I wash it for ages but it's still slimey! I presume it's not harmful if it doesn't wash off?

No_Knowledge_

ok 2 things

i have to go out for an hour or so. the new messiah. whilst i am out discus amongst yourselves who would be the best person to take up the position of my right hand man ....or woman ( i am not sexist...

modeller

The Popes coming !

I know we welcome extremists to this country in the name of free speech but the Pope . Is that going too far ?

McMouse

Why humour BBBE99?

Acceptance comes with being acceptable.

No_Knowledge_

what's for tea?

My wife sent me a picture earlier with 'This is whats waiting for you when you get home'. I'm not sure but i think i am having hamburger....

craft1948

Deafness can be confusing.....

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350...

kassy72

re: logic.

just a quick post just to let everyone know ive lost my dad today, you all know him as logic, will be missed. love codgers kid....

CARABINT

Long threads........

can't be arsed to get through them.........

rov1200

Is Afghanistan the right target?

http://news.bbc.co.uk...ld/africa/8491329.stm Now that Islamic extremists linked to Al Qaeda are flourishing in Somalia couple this with the same fanatics in Yemen they will be able to form a pincer...

boxtops

A Cat may look at a King.

Who would you like your cat to look at?

McMouse

What's the worst chat-up line?

At a club. "For a fat lass you don't sweat much"

TWR

Does this PSS you off?

Every weekend we go out to spend some of our hard earned dough, shall we go to PC World ah yes, we need some item, we no sooner go through the door " Can I help you" I walk straight back...

chil

Bicyle power

I want to set up a bicycle with the rear wheel lifted from the ground and a dynamo fitted so that I can power something that shows how much energy is being put out. There would be three bikes and the...

Androcles

Nothing changes!

I was just reading a book about the fourteenth century, which had a medieval joke: First Merchant to second "Art thou married? Second merchant "Indeed Sir, I was. I had three wives, but they...

Steve.5

One for the ED

Any chance of us guys having our own avatars & if not, why not ? It would certainly brighten the place up a bit, it may even be fun So come on ed get your finger out & give it a go. thanks in...

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