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No_Knowledge_

good night in

bit of footy on the telly and winding idiots up on here
12:47 Fri 29th Jan 201023 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:17 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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carrust

Good night out.

What constitutes a good night out for you?
11:13 Fri 29th Jan 201017 answers, last by Rev Sermon 14:34 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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McMouse

They must be joking

Driver fined for blowing his nose... by same PC who ticketed man for dropping £10 Read more: http://www.dailymail....r=yahoo#ixzz0e04Pa5f2...
12:33 Fri 29th Jan 20109 answers, last by vibrasphere 17:53 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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Bbbananas

How's this for bad luck...

A patient, suffering from cancer with an initial poor prognosis, went to hospital where he was given the all clear. On his way home, obviously jubilant, the ambulance in which he was travelling...
12:22 Fri 29th Jan 20107 answers, last by Mr Veritas 13:43 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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chakka35

What would be the new clockwise?

This may be an old chestnut; I have certainly thought about it for years: If analogue clocks and watches, and all memory of them, disappeared, how would one define clockwise? Unlike north, south, east...
18:00 Thu 28th Jan 201034 answers, last by chakka35 12:38 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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ELVIS68

Weakest Link...............................

Can you settle an arguement about how the show works regarding the £1000. What happens if the next person doesn`t bank it, will the questions keep coming and the money carries on going up or...
22:18 Thu 28th Jan 201013 answers, last by denis567 23:19 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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carrust

Oirish joke

Paddy's struggling down the road with a wardrobe. A friend says. "Hey Paddy why don't you get Mick to help you? Paddy says. "He's inside carrying the clothes"!...
11:19 Fri 29th Jan 20105 answers, last by ummmm 11:29 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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funnygirl

I am enjoying a fried eg g in a bap with tomato ketchup!

I don't normally eat brekkie but as I have today off I am indulging myself and this is what I fancied. What are you or did you have for brekkie????...
10:30 Fri 29th Jan 201020 answers, last by carrust 11:48 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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joggerjayne

hijacked words

Words with perfectly ordinary meanings, which have been hijacked. rim cottage...
14:40 Thu 28th Jan 201062 answers, last by vibrasphere 15:35 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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McMouse

Bidet

Yes or no?
12:26 Thu 28th Jan 201025 answers, last by vibrasphere 13:13 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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docspock

Off to buy a chiminea from argos.

Too soon I know ,but what the heck. Back shortly. xxxxx...
12:49 Thu 28th Jan 20106 answers, last by dustypuss 21:55 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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McMouse

Why is the top post highlighted in yellow

but it's not the most recent?
11:22 Thu 28th Jan 20109 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:01 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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millerxxx

taxi

my friends son is going to court soon he has a brain of a ten yr old phyically ok he has touched a women on a bus which we believe is untrue he has to get a tazi with hisparents his dad has diabetes...
18:34 Wed 27th Jan 201013 answers, last by tamirra 11:43 Sat 30th Jan 2010
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bigbrain_biggerego99

Don't you just hate...

Snobs
16:40 Wed 27th Jan 201088 answers, last by bigbrain_biggerego99 16:27 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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ummmm

Had to share this.....

I copied this from a 'freinds' status on FB. How ignorant can some people be. The sad thing is....all his replies were in agreement. What a sad thick bunch.... Shame on you ENGLAND !!!!!! the only...
17:05 Wed 27th Jan 201048 answers, last by docspock 22:12 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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zzxxee

do you have a middle name

and if so do you like it more than your christian name mine is quite normal louise i much prefer it to my christian name...
15:54 Wed 27th Jan 201049 answers, last by zzxxee 13:00 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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docspock

Are you embarrassed going to the

bottlebank ?
14:35 Wed 27th Jan 201021 answers, last by Mustardmit 17:17 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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anotheoldgit

Gagging order on David Kelly records could be lifted.

http://www.guardian.c...ing-order-david-kelly Lord Hutton said that he " requested that the post-mortem report should not be disclosed for 70 years as I was concerned that the publication of that...
14:16 Wed 27th Jan 201011 answers, last by rov1200 10:15 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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McMouse

What's the difference between a Goldfish and a Mountain Goat?

The Goldfish mucks about in fountains!
14:11 Wed 27th Jan 20102 answers, last by McMouse 14:16 Wed 27th Jan 2010
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McMouse

If ritual slaughter of animals is legal in UK

why not legalise other faith practices such as FMG, flogging, stoning, amputation, beheading etc?
12:49 Wed 27th Jan 201043 answers, last by ummmm 15:23 Wed 27th Jan 2010

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