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prawny pun

Far far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean , two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one was called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and...

tiggerblue10

Events in your lifetime

What events have affected you the most whilst watching it on the news? Happy or tragic. For me the 2004 tsumami hit home the hardest in the tragedy stakes. Can't think of any happy ones at the moment.

stewey

A Weird Situation

I have a mouring dove perched upon my balcony regaling us with its peculiar call, and my cat is talking back to it........they're having quite a conversation! Anything strange in your life today?

Bbbananas

Erogenous Zones, I love you...

... without you, what would a poor boy do? Never mind the 'poor boy' - where would we be without them ladies? And music buffs - you should know exactly what I'm on about.... 1974, oh what a year !!

Phuckeruppa

If we aren't supposed to eat animals,

why are they made of meat?

McMouse

Love Story

I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will...

tangojoe

Old but good

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to carry out an audit of the books of a synagogue. while he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot...

Joy11

what was/is your favourite?

Fashion item throughout the years? Mine was the mini in the 60s, when it first came out through Mary Quant, wow! I loved it, but going upstairs on a bus was a tad difficult, and the can-can slip,...

birdie1971

Islam in action.... again

I notice that the religion of peace and tolerance is in the news again? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/79 97749.stm "Three Taleban mullahs brought them to the local mosque and they passed...

lfc5eurocups

block paving

Hya folks, my drive is block paved and looking pretty tatty!. without spending a fortune on so called wonder cures, can i bring it back to it's best ,wth a karcher water gun and then brush some silver...

swedeheart

walk like a masai?

Anyone got any personal experience of the MBT shoes? (MBT=Masai Barefoot Technology)

dot.hawkes

I've just told my grandson that too much chocolate makes your hair curl

and that i can help him out by eating some of his easter eggs, am i cruel?

Mortartube

Bangkok

One night when I was on a business trip to Bangkok, I decided to go out to a club for a drink. As I walked down the street, a local girl stepped from a doorway and said. "Where you going?". I said "I...

Sgt.Rack

experimenting

while i was in the army i "experimented" if you know what i mean. I now regret this , can i have hypnotherapy to make me forget?

nooway

where are my green

friends gone

marval

Clever news reporter

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting...

Connemmara

help me

Hi I am just after drinking a bottle of sherry and will continue to drink more beer this afternoon I have so much physical pain in my body from top to my very ankle which have all been broken over the...

McMouse

Are

Santa's helpers subordinate clauses?

tangojoe

More Puns

Man breaks down in his car. He sees a car approaching and flags it down. " Can you give me a hand please?" "Sorry I'm a chiropodist, ha ha " "OK then will you give me a tow"

chrisrob

For art's sake!

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when...

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